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Yeah. Just got back. I actually kind of like it this time, fuck going to the mall any more, they suck.



Snips = da shits.
 
My Dad keeps trying to get me to go to his barber, and the guy is like 80 and his name is Charlie. Hes the kind of guy who went hunting for months in Africa and has giant animal heads on the wall. He isn't very good with communicating with teenagers, so instead of asking me to tilt my head to the forward or side or w/e, he grunts and pushes it in that direction.



So I go to the mall where all the barbers are hot.
 
Orcgasm said:
My Dad keeps trying to get me to go to his barber, and the guy is like 80 and his name is Charlie. Hes the kind of guy who went hunting for months in Africa and has giant animal heads on the wall. He isn't very good with communicating with teenagers, so instead of asking me to tilt my head to the forward or side or w/e, he grunts and pushes it in that direction.



So I go to the mall where all the barbers are hot.
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Roflmao. That suckss s :p
 
Orcgasm said:
My Dad keeps trying to get me to go to his barber, and the guy is like 80 and his name is Charlie. Hes the kind of guy who went hunting for months in Africa and has giant animal heads on the wall. He isn't very good with communicating with teenagers, so instead of asking me to tilt my head to the forward or side or w/e, he grunts and pushes it in that direction.



So I go to the mall where all the barbers are hot.
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I lol'd. Silly Chris
 
I played a game with my dog where i chase him and he barks then he ran upstairs then i fell downstairs so i hit him with a tennis ball
 
Ego said:
Twinky makes everything in life better.
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Thats a lie, onetime I was really horny and had no control of my hands at all so I couldn't jack off.. and he didn't jack me off. T_T
 
jailbot said:
Thats a lie, onetime I was really horny and had no control of my hands at all so I couldn't jack off.. and he didn't jack me off. T_T
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That happened to me in a dream once. Then I forgot about it and Jesus and I played poker.



That jew won all my money btw.
 
Twinkytoes said:
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Yeah thats the guy Jesus was with. He called him Alfonso and they had a chicken ranch.



Edit: Ego, tonight ill get you the crazy OP +50 all stats buff from turning the heart of hakkar.
 
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