Chuck Norris
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Druiddroid
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
Shiftius
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Theres a 50-50% chance that Chuck Norris is pleasuring your sister as you read this.
There was only 4 horseman in the apocalypse because Chuck Norris walked.
If the woman lives, Chuck Norris doesnt count it as sex.
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris round-house kicked Jesus and drank the wine.
Theres a 50-50% chance that Chuck Norris is pleasuring your sister as you read this.
There was only 4 horseman in the apocalypse because Chuck Norris walked.
If the woman lives, Chuck Norris doesnt count it as sex.
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris round-house kicked Jesus and drank the wine.
Twinkzruz
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Chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, its now just known as the islands.
Chuck norris can win a game of russian Roulette with a full cartridge of bullets.
Chuck norris can count to infinite... Twice.
Chuck norris wins the game, always.
If you have $5 and chuck norris had $5, Chuck norris has more money than you.
Chuck norris' calander goes from march 31'st to april 2'nd because noone fools chuck norris.
Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck norris can win a game of russian Roulette with a full cartridge of bullets.
Chuck norris can count to infinite... Twice.
Chuck norris wins the game, always.
If you have $5 and chuck norris had $5, Chuck norris has more money than you.
Chuck norris' calander goes from march 31'st to april 2'nd because noone fools chuck norris.
Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
tweedledum
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Chuck Norris is an asshole.
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Powerglove
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I suppose I could riff a list of things I hate as much as Chuck Norries jokes. Let's see here...
low-carb diets, michael moore, the republican national convention, kabbalah and all kabbalah-related products, high definition tv, the bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The OC, the UN, recycling, getting punkd, danny gans, the latin grammys, the real grammys, jeff the wiggle that sleeps a lot, the yankees' payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
Oh, and hugh jackman.
low-carb diets, michael moore, the republican national convention, kabbalah and all kabbalah-related products, high definition tv, the bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The OC, the UN, recycling, getting punkd, danny gans, the latin grammys, the real grammys, jeff the wiggle that sleeps a lot, the yankees' payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
Oh, and hugh jackman.
thegreenblur
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Chuck Norris was once bitting by a venomis snake, three days later the snake died.
When God said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."
When God said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did
chuck norris can divide by zero
chuck norris can divide by zero
thegreenblur
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They say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.
Touye
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in god,
God believes in Chuck Norris.
Jesus ask's himself, "What would Chuck Norris do>"
Chuck Norris fucked your wife, after you gave him a highfive.
Someone once told Chuck Norris that Roundhouse kicks weren't the best way to kick, that later on have been in the record books for worst mistake ever made in history.
In every record book there is, there is always a page explaining the all records are held by Chuck Norris, the others are just those that have come the closest.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
God believes in Chuck Norris.
Jesus ask's himself, "What would Chuck Norris do>"
Chuck Norris fucked your wife, after you gave him a highfive.
Someone once told Chuck Norris that Roundhouse kicks weren't the best way to kick, that later on have been in the record books for worst mistake ever made in history.
In every record book there is, there is always a page explaining the all records are held by Chuck Norris, the others are just those that have come the closest.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris