Calling out all US pussies

I love my country just as much as the next guy. From beautiful sea to shining sea. But there's also some pretty dope shit to check out in Europe and in many places you'll meet some really nice folks. Anyway, I think integrating EU players into the US bracket is one of the healthiest things that has happened to our community as a whole in quite a while. Not only does it bring drama (which we can all agree has been terribly lacking), but also activity and competition. That being said, GG 19 does not discriminate US vs EU and I'm more than happy to help out any EU guys that want to submit an application and make the trip over. Immigration, after all, is what made the US the powerhouse it is today. I hope a similar situation can occur in our bracket. Cheers :D
 
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All eu players are notorious ddosers - they ruined last year's cup because they were poor from paying the jews back for the Holocaust and couldn't afford US accs, the year they show up; no ddos...


Coincidence? I think not
 
bigmoran said:
First of all, I have never EVER been bested by an EU mutt.

In the 2015 Twink Cup, some limp dicked degenerate EU players thought it would be smart to try and cap a flag on me in a tie breaker. I squandered their final attempt at victory and finessed the fuck out of their women afterwards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MXl-haSi00

I exposed their leader Blueprint for being the lying, cheating, manipulative bastard that he is. I have yet to see him, probably because he is fucking his pet goats somewhere in his private Spanish Colonial estate.

Don't think you can defeat me, EU dogs. You are just vermin waiting to be crushed by my fist of justice.
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Mate Blueprint could lead America. You have obviously never talked to him before, cause if you have you wouldn't be able to call him anything bad. He has done nothing wrong. All he did was lead a team to become obvious favourites of the Twink Cup.
 
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Can't we just all admit that I'm the greatest player to ever walk on this earth and that I'm the protagonist of all your individual life stories?

Bush did 9/11

/:PogChamp:
 
bigmoran said:
First of all, I have never EVER been bested by an EU mutt.

In the 2015 Twink Cup, some limp dicked degenerate EU players thought it would be smart to try and cap a flag on me in a tie breaker. I squandered their final attempt at victory and finessed the fuck out of their women afterwards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MXl-haSi00

I exposed their leader Blueprint for being the lying, cheating, manipulative bastard that he is. I have yet to see him, probably because he is fucking his pet goats somewhere in his private Spanish Colonial estate.

Don't think you can defeat me, EU dogs. You are just vermin waiting to be crushed by my fist of justice.
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pwnt
 
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