4 word tale

and on little boys
 
st. patricks day last
 
Once upon a time there was a storm that killed fifty thousand Mexicans, then the storm proceeded to wipe out the rest of the survivors. Eventually the weather was no match for millions of sponges and the anti weather nuke. So therefore the storm Subsided. Daylight shone over The World of Warcraft. But then she woke and the bracket died. Okay I lied. She was covered in seamen from the naval yard In Mexico. She then scrubbed the poop deck of her dad's yacht only with her mouth and found it very pleasant. She then decided to save the day and fly far away to the island of the big headed dragon! Then she destroyed several Mexican cities, with a giant fuzzy sex toy. Which made me feel nothing because I'm narrating. Soon after the Mexicans Broke into the shipyard. They stole many sombreros! And gave them to a man with three nipples, the Mexicans then shot themselves.


Moving on, Santa and his elves killed Mexicans in Mexico before they killed more and And then everyone died. Then the Mexicans decided to start drug cartels b ut they were zombies and attacked the rebel but sadly they forgot how to use grammar. Four illiterate Mexicans then got really high doing each other. The cambodians wrote a book about how to lose weight while eating food, then they got back up to get high again. They ransacked Quel'Thalas abducting several of the naked blood elf women.
After a long night of masturbation and co ed cleaveland steamers they got dressed, drank Diet Mountain Dew and lubed up their buttholes during which, batman came. Then he started to rape robin, mario and peach, while drunk. Then the mexicans decided to kill all mexicans. Then the cambodians decided to commit industrial espionage. Too bad they failed and licked eachother's genitals. And then were arrested by American border patrol while on the crapper. the Mexicans pooped solid blocks of dirty cocaine because Charlie Sheen knew he already had aids. What he didn't know was that he had a low-orbit ion-cannon and would use it on his woman's genitals, except she was dead. He slid his hand into Diet Mountain Dew. Then suddenly a Mexican who was actually Lebonese offered a chocolate milkshake to phe's mom for hairy puss. Then suddenly they all had seizures. Hitler encroached in on the chinese people because they ate his breadsticks the way that they roll, homie. Then suddenly a black man ran and jumped the fence because he is black. But not by choice. He looked up at 2pac, then he died at the nickelback concert. It was confirmed that he was really gay. So leader of gays, which was micheal jackson, went to Chuckee Cheeses and fapped on pizzas, little boys and the mouse and came hard inside a random girl on st. patricks day last night with a fat fuck who can't spell.




THERE. FUCKING HELL. FROM NOW ON EVERYONE COPY THE ABOVE POST AND THEN POST THE 4 WORDS. IT'LL MAKE MY LIFE EASIER AND IT'LL ALSO MAKE THE STORY READABLE. I ALSO REMOVED SOME RETARTED ONES BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE MOST OF THEM WERE BY CLAY AND UMPTEENTH. TBH IT MADE THE STORY LESS RETARTED AND MORE FUNNY. GOOD DAY AND DON'T FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE COPY AND PASTING YOU LAZY FUCKS.
 
lawl this story is awesome. so many times all the mexicans died then suddenly were the main characters. love it
especially funny since i (we'd?) never seen the full story before
 

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