4 word tale

[mrdoobry]

OFF TOPIC:

Why does every one of these type of thread have to turn to mass genocide, mass orgies and bestiality, rofl.

ON TOPIC:

and then were arrested

 

[Awesome]

OFF TOPIC: I don't know... someone started talking about Mexicans and sex trafficking and one thing lead to another and now I feel dirty

ON TOPIC: By American border patrol.

 

[Umpteenth]

american border patrol died

 

[Falkor]

While on the crapper

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

While on the crapper

the Mexicans pooped solid

 

[Awesome]

blocks of dirty cocaine

 

[Umpteenth]

blocks of dirty cocaine

that was really clever

 

[Squidgy]

because Charlie Sheen knew

 

[Cloud]

he already had aids.

 

[xCorrodex]

What he didn't know

 

[Squidgy]

was that he had

 

[Cloud]

a low-orbit ion-cannon

 

[Awesome]

and would use it

 

[Umpteenth]

and would use it

on his woman's genitals

 

[Kaorinite]

​except she was dead.

 

[xCorrodex]

He slid his hand

 

[Kaorinite]

into Diet Mountain Dew

 

[Solipsist]

Then suddenly a Mexican

 

[Kaorinite]

who was actually Lebonese

 

[Cake]

offered a chocolate milkshake