Legendary F2P raid boss hardmode übergods.

Earlwing

Earlwing

Sheriff Earl
    • `In this bracket there are all-stars and those that the all-stars consider "the lesser beings". Let me take a moment to inform the "Lesser Beings" that the Gods of F2P are, and always will be superior. We are more popular on the forums, we have cooler transmogs, our gear is better, and we have private ventrilo channels. We dominate BGs by pure force of will, killing all in our path with little to no mercy. The F2P Elite are in a league of their own and demand respect on the forums, especially when we circle jerk each other, which isn't gay when you're as cool as us. Trust me. I'm making a list of people I consider F2P Elites. If you want to be on my list, tell my why you think you deserve it, and apply here with the application at the bottom.

    F2P Elites:
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    Êarl, Destroyer of Pedestrian Scum

    Olé the Supreme Pocket Healer

    Felïx, Wielder of the Banhammer

    Preeztess the Hatless

    Shaurooke the Lazy Douche

    Bizr of the Broken Armory

    Swagduffle the # 1 Scrub

    Brovonlonski, # 2 P2F2P Universe

    Community Leader Swagpurse

    Dorf Master Moo

    Pouch the Princess

    Basktet the Baller

    Grinbair, the Drunken Vent-Goer


    Copy and fill out the following application if you think you are worthy of running with the big dogs.

    1: Are you friends with Earl? Offer an example of a time Earl displayed some sort of comradery towards you.

    2: Are you from AP? If not, stop now, before you embarrass yourself.

    3: Do you have more 'likes received' than "likes given" on TI? If not, you're obviously a fanboy.

    4: Is your WSG win ratio over 75%? If not, you pug too much, instead of steamrolling quel'thalas "premades" with an AP 10 man.

    5: Have you been banned from f2ptwink or muted in vent by Felix, or Earl? If so, I'm sorry you wasted your time applying, thus far.

    6: Is your AP toon over a year old?

    7: If you qualified for the aforementioned prerequisites, post your armory, and a screenshot of you and Earl.


    *disclaimer*
    If any requirements are not met by someone whom I deem a "boss hog", I will overlook them and still consider the application.
     
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    1: Are you friends with Earl? Offer an example of a time Earl displayed some sort of comradery towards you.
    Confirmed friend-zoned. Discovered the secrets of hunter spell icons.
    2: Are you from AP? If not, stop now, before you embarrass yourself.
    Yes.
    3: Do you have more 'likes received' than "likes given" on TI? If not, you're obviously a fanboy.
    <- ofcourse.
    4: Is your WSG win ratio over 75%? If not, you pug too much, instead of steamrolling quel'thalas "premades" with an AP 10 man.
    Ofcourse it is.
    5: Have you been banned from f2ptwink or muted in vent by Felix, or Earl? If so, I'm sorry you wasted your time applying, thus far.
    N/A
    6: Is your AP toon over a year old?
    Enough /played time.
    7: If you qualified for the aforementioned prerequisites, post your armory, and a screenshot of you and Earl.
    Felïx @ Aerie Peak - Game Guide - World of Warcraft
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    Oh sweet a circle jerk!

    I respect these so much


    edit:
    the real winner here is Olé, who has more likes received than posts.
     
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    1: Are you friends with Earl? Offer an example of a time Earl displayed some sort of comradery towards you.

    Oh, he has given me a peek at his epeen numerous times.

    2: Are you from AP? If not, stop now, before you embarrass yourself.

    Yes.

    3: Do you have more 'likes received' than "likes given" on TI? If not, you're obviously a fanboy.

    Yes.

    4: Is your WSG win ratio over 75%? If not, you pug too much, instead of steamrolling quel'thalas "premades" with an AP 10 man.

    72.4%, but that 2.6% I was distracted by Earl's epic mog.

    5: Have you been banned from f2ptwink or muted in vent by Felix, or Earl? If so, I'm sorry you wasted your time applying, thus far.

    Negative.

    6: Is your AP toon over a year old?

    Indeed.

    7: If you qualified for the aforementioned prerequisites, post your armory, and a screenshot of you and Earl.

    Preeztess @ Aerie Peak - Game Guide - World of Warcraft

    Every screenshot that contains Earl turns purple, because of the sheer epic-ness.    :cool:

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    1: Are you friends with Earl? Offer an example of a time Earl displayed some sort of comradery towards you.
    For now yes, until i inevitably blow your cover as a famous rap artist to everyone on TI. :p
    2: Are you from AP? If not, stop now, before you embarrass yourself.
    Im from Michigan. It's the state that looks like a mitten with all the freshwater and crime.
    3: Do you have more 'likes received' than "likes given" on TI? If not, you're obviously a fanboy.
    I liked yo momma
    4: Is your WSG win ratio over 75%? If not, you pug too much, instead of steamrolling quel'thalas "premades" with an AP 10 man.
    It's not about winning or losing, it's about playing the game. Also winning.
    5: Have you been banned from f2ptwink or muted in vent by Felix, or Earl? If so, I'm sorry you wasted your time applying, thus far.
    nevar. lul.
    6: Is your AP toon over a year old?
    No. Don't worry my toon is mature for his age.

    7: If you qualified for the aforementioned prerequisites, post your armory, and a screenshot of you and Earl.
    Me parachuting and Earl just walking up a mountain
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    Grinbair @ Aerie Peak - Game Guide - World of Warcraft
     
    So is this a make the public list of Earl's friends application? ^^ I dunno, I'm missing lots of requirements. :(

    EDIT: Nvm, didn't read first part properly, cannot participate in circle jerk. >_<
    Withdrawing application.
    1: I like to think I'm fwiends with Earl. Earl (on Acéßull and Url) and Felix and Shft carried Duffles to BoAdom during AB weekend when I first joined AP and made me log into Vent even though I was scurred. <3 We have danced since.

    2: I'm sort of from AP. Kinda. On AP, anyway.

    3: More 'likes received' than "likes given" for some reason. Damn like cap. :/

    4: No, my WSG win ratio isn't over 75%. I like pugs. My excuse is I don't really like joining a 10 man if there's no Earl in it. (Or Çer, Morgana or Felix. <3) I find 10 mans boring otherwise. Also I'm from EU and playtimes conflict.

    5: Have never been banned or muted to my knowledge. :p

    6: Is your AP toon over a year old? - Nope.

    7: I didn't qualify. :( Anyway, screenshot:

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    EDIT: If I remembered to log on often enough I'd be liking like verh! Don't judge him Purse! D:
     
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    Earl just won at twinkinfo.com by successfully illustrating him and felix jerking each other off without getting banned for posting that video they hide on an encrypted area of their hard drives.

    Also the fact that people are actually participating pretty much sums up the spirit of this bracket with a pretty little bow on top.

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