Things that make you /facepalm
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Waterworks
Moooderator
My list is an amalgamation of what I've seen so far, but hey, my two cents;
1) People with no appreciation/awareness for their teammates, mainly having to do with healers. If I've just healed you to full, it would be nice if you could stick around while I'm sapped, instead of leaving me to the people who were chasing you. Love your healers.
2) People who put no effort into gearing. The most common excuses I hear are
A) "I can't get better gear." As if these people have never inspected another player, or set foot in a dungeon. What's worse is the flak you take by making helpful suggestions, the common response being "shut up" or "get a life".
B) "I need honor gear." More than likely said by someone around ~800 health who feel confident enough to step in a bg, thinking they've done the best they can pre-BOA. Coincidentally, these are the people who end up buying the wrong honor shoulders (beastmaster mantle on warrior, feralheart on rogue, etc.) and call you an idiot when you tell them yes, you can in fact equip the strength BoAs on your warrior, even if they are red upon purchasing.
C) "I am geared. Watch me do better than you. Get a life, NOOB."
3) Players of low mental capability who trash talk you when you try and explain why farming is a bad idea, and then proceed to beg you in bg chat or whispers not to cap the 3rd flag.
4) People with preconceived notions on how to play your class/it's capabilities, a simple example being the players who yell "BUFF ME" upon entering the bg, with no priests/level 24 pallies present, and procede to yell "BUFF ME" throughout the match. Other examples include people who think a paladin casting exorcism is bad; when they're rooted/out of melee range and enemy has ~200 health. "Noob exorcism spammer lol" "I cast it once.." "lol shut up noob"
For all those TL;DR people: 1) Help your healers help you. 2) Gearing is easy. 3) Farming is bad and does not increase epeen size. 4) Unless it's blatantly obvious, (melee hunters / unstealthed rogues) don't tell people how to play their class.
1) People with no appreciation/awareness for their teammates, mainly having to do with healers. If I've just healed you to full, it would be nice if you could stick around while I'm sapped, instead of leaving me to the people who were chasing you. Love your healers.
2) People who put no effort into gearing. The most common excuses I hear are
A) "I can't get better gear." As if these people have never inspected another player, or set foot in a dungeon. What's worse is the flak you take by making helpful suggestions, the common response being "shut up" or "get a life".
B) "I need honor gear." More than likely said by someone around ~800 health who feel confident enough to step in a bg, thinking they've done the best they can pre-BOA. Coincidentally, these are the people who end up buying the wrong honor shoulders (beastmaster mantle on warrior, feralheart on rogue, etc.) and call you an idiot when you tell them yes, you can in fact equip the strength BoAs on your warrior, even if they are red upon purchasing.
C) "I am geared. Watch me do better than you. Get a life, NOOB."
3) Players of low mental capability who trash talk you when you try and explain why farming is a bad idea, and then proceed to beg you in bg chat or whispers not to cap the 3rd flag.
4) People with preconceived notions on how to play your class/it's capabilities, a simple example being the players who yell "BUFF ME" upon entering the bg, with no priests/level 24 pallies present, and procede to yell "BUFF ME" throughout the match. Other examples include people who think a paladin casting exorcism is bad; when they're rooted/out of melee range and enemy has ~200 health. "Noob exorcism spammer lol" "I cast it once.." "lol shut up noob"
For all those TL;DR people: 1) Help your healers help you. 2) Gearing is easy. 3) Farming is bad and does not increase epeen size. 4) Unless it's blatantly obvious, (melee hunters / unstealthed rogues) don't tell people how to play their class.
Arazen
Legend
Two hunters dueling, both scatter at the same time. Both keyboard turn back facing each other and begin slowly backing up at the same time while autoshooting because they're out of focus.
True story.
I've also been in dueling matches where both hunters pop deterrence at the same time. We're both kinda like....shit...
True story.
I've also been in dueling matches where both hunters pop deterrence at the same time. We're both kinda like....shit...
Umpteenth
OG
It shows his significance throughout everybody.people who cry over pixels, and that guy who calls everyone noobs when we're losing, srsly does he think that will suddenly make it a better group?
Duh.
Necrofighter
<ARBISS> Spiritchaser
Basically AB pugs. They go for Stables all day. Annoying.
epicf2p
Legend
hairy
Legend
This is how all my bgs are. Can you guys just leave me alone?
Swoops
Legend
I facepalmed while reading this, then realized what thread its in. My post is on topic.
The Saint
I won't like you
inoobupro
Banned
by this he means click he's pets disarm ability then focus dump them
ive outplayed enough bad 24 hunters to know what im talking about
nothing is more satisfying than killing something that has 200 more AP and 300ish more life.
now..ill will be on even ground though
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The Saint
I won't like you
bla bla bla bla bla......gy farming on a hunter is hard. sad thing is, one flag return or cap would be better than all that damage
Lil
SV huntard
*sorry buddy.. i have keybinds now..and in the grand scheme of things it doesnt matter if your pets ability is on auto.
when you get 77k damage and 70 kbs ona ftp hunter come back to me then we talk.I didnt even use haste at that time so i could have got 85k damage.Ive never even see f2p hunters get more than 50k damage..only one..that felix guy got 63 or 68k damage.
by my calculations...with berzerking+sporebat buff+blessing of might+a plethora of other buffs+55 haste which ill be coming in with...a 24 hunters AP is 220 more than a f2p...so around 200k damage is acheviable if not more. Now...average f2p health is 1.3k...so around 150 -0 is possible if i try hard enough.Now i just need enough fools to rez and kill...but that 150-0 will be mine.
ill be using haste trinkets too..when i dont think i need AGMS...but ..i need to get them first..and thats alot of honor ill need*
Course he edited it and idk how to use someone elses quote. Might I refer you and your superb calculations to http://www.twinkinfo.com/f2p-twinking/36466-damage-control.html. If 300k is achievable for a F2P hunter a pro 24 hunter such as yourself should be able to get well over 400k. Oh and your 77k and 70 kbs Isn't hard at all.. F2P hunter+low hp horde+nonstop rezzes= cakewalk farm. According to my REflex max I've gotten is 59-0 89k with another hunter at 34-2 around 70k.
P.S. stop editing your posts like this seeing every time normally one person gets your original
when you get 77k damage and 70 kbs ona ftp hunter come back to me then we talk.I didnt even use haste at that time so i could have got 85k damage.Ive never even see f2p hunters get more than 50k damage..only one..that felix guy got 63 or 68k damage.
by my calculations...with berzerking+sporebat buff+blessing of might+a plethora of other buffs+55 haste which ill be coming in with...a 24 hunters AP is 220 more than a f2p...so around 200k damage is acheviable if not more. Now...average f2p health is 1.3k...so around 150 -0 is possible if i try hard enough.Now i just need enough fools to rez and kill...but that 150-0 will be mine.
ill be using haste trinkets too..when i dont think i need AGMS...but ..i need to get them first..and thats alot of honor ill need*
Course he edited it and idk how to use someone elses quote. Might I refer you and your superb calculations to http://www.twinkinfo.com/f2p-twinking/36466-damage-control.html. If 300k is achievable for a F2P hunter a pro 24 hunter such as yourself should be able to get well over 400k. Oh and your 77k and 70 kbs Isn't hard at all.. F2P hunter+low hp horde+nonstop rezzes= cakewalk farm. According to my REflex max I've gotten is 59-0 89k with another hunter at 34-2 around 70k.
P.S. stop editing your posts like this seeing every time normally one person gets your original
youakim
Guest
When its 0-0 and your whole team is on defense
Umpteenth
OG
Do you think it is a coincidence that everyone here thinks your an idiot?