WoW pick up lines ftw

[Confusing]

hurhur that's right, a friend of mine posted a few on my FB now i just wanna see what everyone's got LOL

stealing from the webz or not lets hear them?


Here is a few that made me laugh ;p


Are you a vender? cos' i'd like to browse your goods ;D
Nice pants bb c; whats the drop rate?

Baby c; Being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine shield, it'll last about 10 seconds and you wont feel a thing~

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Hurhurrr

Just throw them around guise-
These are making my virtual wow nights ;w;

 

[Sanit]

"I raided at a top 25 US level for the entirety of Cata and my dick is huge"

Of course if you're shit at the game and your peen is small this doesn't work, but I'm lucky and both parts are truth.

 

[Dramatized]

"I raided at a top 25 US level for the entirety of Cata and my dick is huge"

It's funny because I actually remember you bragging about being in a top guild like a year ago.

LOL

 

[Sanit]

Gotta flex dat epeen bro

 

[Awesome]

You must be an orc, because your face makes me want to kill myself.

I'm hung like a tauren.

LFG.

Let's grind.

 

[Sanit]

Wait how is the orc one a pickup line? Last time i said something similar to that to a girl i got hit in the mouth

 

[Confusing]

You must be an orc, because your face makes me want to kill myself. .

My face does what?


ty

amg

so fucking nice

give me your dick <3

 

[Confusing]

Jk as far as im concerned only way your gunna get virtual pussy in wow is if you got gold, or its just a guy behind dat virtual pussy <:

 

[Arazen]

I'm sorry Confused, your pics looks like a 11 year old girl, but you talk like a 34 year old sailor...

Oh yeah! Pickup lines.

Hey, do you have a Sandstone Drake? Cuz I'd like to mount ya.

Best I got. Been out of the game for a while...already have a gf. So no need to utilize many pickup lines.

 

[lokah]

You must be a fire mage, because your makeing me hot.

 

[Mute]

You must be a fire mage, because your makeing me hot.

rofl @ that

 

[Awesome]

Jk as far as im concerned only way your gunna get virtual pussy in wow is if you got gold, or its just a guy behind dat virtual pussy <:

My avatar has that effect on people. They just get a whiff of his rotting undead flesh, and before you know it, he's waking up in the gutters of Ironforge surrounded by naked night elves - and can't remember what happened.

 

[Awesome]

Wait how is the orc one a pickup line? Last time i said something similar to that to a girl i got hit in the mouth

You probably did it wrong, you have to do it while holding a knife to their throat and whispering in their ear, At least, that's how I pick up chicks.

 

[Awesome]

Want to see my level 85 rogue? Okay, now touch my dick.

(best I got)

 

[Arazen]

I don't use pickup lines. I use dig up lines.

"Girl, that grave dirt compliments your flesh tone."

 

[Klinda]

You must be High Inquisitor Whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!