Worse thing that happened to you IRL

Well, its not one thing, but more a series of unfortunate events.



When we first move out of my original home (i was 8 or 7) to my current house, me and my brother were diggin holes in our backyard (paddock behind our garage). I had a shovel and he had a hoe. When I push my shovel in the ground he raised he hoe and 'accidentally struck my head'. I was running around the backyard yelling.



When I was 12, we went on holiday to Mildura (place in aus) and while learning to do flips and dives with my dad, I hit the edge of the pool with the top of my head.



When I was 14 at family reunion in Southend (place to go for crayfish) I went down this steep hill. I doubt remember why but I ended up stacking really bad. I had a massive scab on my head and when it healed (or I finished picking) I had dead skin and a lot of bruising (gone now).



This year while playing football, I dive to stop a ball from going into the net and hit the right goal post. Then the referee gave them a penalty because I stopped the ball with my arm deliberately (no sympathy)



Currently gone 3 months, 14 days and 2hrs will out further head injuries
 
Umpteenth said:
who had the bigger penis
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Lol.



Either when I got a curfew and was told I was banned from competing in major sporting events (MMA in my case) or when I broke someones Jawbone with a deflected hook. match was stopped instantly. ectect
 
I started playing wow
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Trying to make a TI account and it doesnt work because apperently I have a proxy (who knew?), asking a friend to do it for me and thinking I could go post in the 70 section but noo you have to make 5 posts in other forums first because of some trolls, so probably this moment...
 
Sparklystars said:
Trying to make a TI account and it doesnt work because apperently I have a proxy (who knew?), asking a friend to do it for me and thinking I could go post in the 70 section but noo you have to make 5 posts in other forums first because of some trolls, so probably this moment...
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If this is the worst thing that has happened to you then you have no life.
 
Broken ring finger, nose, and several toes within the course of two hours...



A few months back actually... finger never healed right, it twitches and locks up on me sometimes.
 
What were you doing...?
 
cheruhbim said:
What were you doing...?
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Slammed my car door on my finger, fell on the curb because I was howling in pain, and landed on my face lol... the toes came later when I was getting out of the car of when I was going to the hospital - foot got stuck in a swinging door, but I pulled it out at just the right moment that only a few toes broke... that day was a *****...
 
lol no one will beat me when i was 6 woke up went to the toilet flung it out looked down to aim and blood got stitches when i was 2 i fell out of a moving car lawl when i was 4 my dad was inches from cutting my head off with a chainsaw only grazed me ( i is thankful for that ) and house burned down a few yrs ago i had 2 houses and there was barely anything in it so its k



your move



ps first story i dont no wat happened
 
Paramore said:
lol no one will beat me when i was 6 woke up went to the toilet flung it out looked down to aim and blood got stitches when i was 2 i fell out of a moving car lawl when i was 4 my dad was inches from cutting my head off with a chainsaw only grazed me ( i is thankful for that ) and house burned down a few yrs ago i had 2 houses and there was barely anything in it so its k



your move



ps first story i dont no wat happened
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I never thought it could happen to me... it just happened so fast...

I was out drinking with my friends and I met this girl... we were both so drunk, I should've called a cab but I didn't.

I decided to drive, I didn't even think about it.

We were just speeding down the highway... it was so dark... then all of the sudden, in what felt like a split second... we were home safely!

I drive well when i'm drunk

Anyway...

When we got back to my place, she asked me if I partied. I didn't know what she meant by that. She asked me if I'd ever tried heroin.

I hadn't but you know I've always be curious to try it... you know, why not? One time, you know, one time. What's the worst that could happen, you know...

What's the worst that could happen?

So she got the needle ready, tied a belt around my arm and... I backed out. Needles freak me out so I didn't want to do that.

She did, I didn't. I didn't touch it.

And after she got high we started making out... one thing lead to another and... I didn't have a condom. I didn't even think about in the heat moment I... so stupid, felt stupid!

Six month later I got a phone call: it was her... she just got tested for HIV and she had the results... my heart stopped, I... I didn't hear much of what she said...

All I remember hearing was "Don't worry, it came back negative, you're fine!"

Which was a huge relief, huge relief



I was so relieved that I decided to take a vacation. So I packed my bags that night and I flew to Japan. Must been there for only a couple of hours when all of the sudden, out of nowhere...



I got raped





HARD!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ME8owgVBWU
 
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