Why is horde so bad atm?

ChaelSonnen

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For the past 10 or something games ive seen some of the worst playing since i joined f2p. I just watched 2 people talking (/s) in front of the horde GY about honor point looms for 5 minutes completely oblivious to what was happening around them. Ive picked up the flag with 2 healers beside me only for them to ignore me and stay in flag room waiting to get zerged by EFC and 90% of the enemy team. Ive seen our only healers start the game "on D". Ive seen entire PuGs in nothing but greens and whites. I even saw the same guy AFK out of the same BG on 3 separate toons... i mean WTF.

Im even OK with the mid farming... i dont care if you wana fuck around in mid trying to kill randoms. I mean at least do SOMETHING...

Is there an influx of new players? Has everyone just given up on even trying? what is this new obsession with defence? hell a couple of rogues can work wonders on D but do we really need the entire team to stay in our FR?

If you see someone 1v2 outside the enemy base trying to get to EFC and you know there are at least 3 enemies on defence with EFC, help your goddamn team mate out! FFS why leave the only other person trying to play the objective alone while you yolo into EFC and his 2 healers and die in 2 seconds?

Finally, if you roll a Hpal then heal. you are not a DPS! I dont care how much denounce hits for... heal your team mates. Just do it. I cannot count the number of times I've died right next to a Hpal spamming denounce.
 
Average life of a Horde PUG:

Watching your team get blown up and are too stupid to get past mid.
 
Welcome to how ally pugs were from 5.0-5.3.. Not so fun lol..Just keep queuing. Ya got a 50-50 chance of getting in someones 5 man faceroll on horde and in the bgs that you dont ya got a 50-50 chance of having the ally pug be worse then yours. Pugs are about even but horde still has loads more 24s and premades.
 
Your preaching to the convinced.

I understand the frustration, happens to us all.

The moral of the story, premade.
 
McSlippyfist, played against you before in an Arathi, and possibly the WSG before that. You had a decent team in Arathi, and you were being a total pain in the ass to me... I salute.

Thing is, I only remember your name because you were doing something. You and that damn spriest Warbone with his double pocket heals. But apart from that I think you had two 24 huntards who just backpeddle trying to 1v1, and the rest were trash... I feel your pain.
 
Got home late tonight and was sleepy. So I pugged a few games tonight on my Tauren Hunter as its so easy now. No enchants, no head gear, no special ring and yet near the top of the dps charts... killing 24 balance druids, blowing up pallies / destroying warriors...

I think I even say McSlippy....! Lol did u screen shot my stats? and some peeps say hunter ain't op...:rolleyes:

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Bad? rofl no

all im seeing is straight faceroll bgs where horde steamrolls alliance with 5 dp holypaladins
 
For the past 10 or something games ive seen some of the worst playing since i joined f2p. I just watched 2 people talking (/s) in front of the horde GY about honor point looms for 5 minutes completely oblivious to what was happening around them. Ive picked up the flag with 2 healers beside me only for them to ignore me and stay in flag room waiting to get zerged by EFC and 90% of the enemy team. Ive seen our only healers start the game "on D". Ive seen entire PuGs in nothing but greens and whites. I even saw the same guy AFK out of the same BG on 3 separate toons... i mean WTF.

Im even OK with the mid farming... i dont care if you wana fuck around in mid trying to kill randoms. I mean at least do SOMETHING...

Is there an influx of new players? Has everyone just given up on even trying? what is this new obsession with defence? hell a couple of rogues can work wonders on D but do we really need the entire team to stay in our FR?

If you see someone 1v2 outside the enemy base trying to get to EFC and you know there are at least 3 enemies on defence with EFC, help your goddamn team mate out! FFS why leave the only other person trying to play the objective alone while you yolo into EFC and his 2 healers and die in 2 seconds?

Finally, if you roll a Hpal then heal. you are not a DPS! I dont care how much denounce hits for... heal your team mates. Just do it. I cannot count the number of times I've died right next to a Hpal spamming denounce.

Because Spanish
 
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^ for days on end

but hey i only play with friends so we're having fun whether we win or lose. and when i do pug i don't expect to win and my only objective is to get that speedy 25 second monk cap at the start just to give alliance a slight head start before we get farmed resulting in my /afk
 
For the past 10 or something games ive seen some of the worst playing since i joined f2p. I just watched 2 people talking (/s) in front of the horde GY about honor point looms for 5 minutes completely oblivious to what was happening around them. Ive picked up the flag with 2 healers beside me only for them to ignore me and stay in flag room waiting to get zerged by EFC and 90% of the enemy team. Ive seen our only healers start the game "on D". Ive seen entire PuGs in nothing but greens and whites. I even saw the same guy AFK out of the same BG on 3 separate toons... i mean WTF.

Im even OK with the mid farming... i dont care if you wana fuck around in mid trying to kill randoms. I mean at least do SOMETHING...

Is there an influx of new players? Has everyone just given up on even trying? what is this new obsession with defence? hell a couple of rogues can work wonders on D but do we really need the entire team to stay in our FR?

If you see someone 1v2 outside the enemy base trying to get to EFC and you know there are at least 3 enemies on defence with EFC, help your goddamn team mate out! FFS why leave the only other person trying to play the objective alone while you yolo into EFC and his 2 healers and die in 2 seconds?

Finally, if you roll a Hpal then heal. you are not a DPS! I dont care how much denounce hits for... heal your team mates. Just do it. I cannot count the number of times I've died right next to a Hpal spamming denounce.
Ugh, yeah. I know how you feel. I was recently in a game where the only English people in our team was me and a guy named Magicflows. We had 4 hunters, 3 prot pallies, and 1 priest. Guess what? They were all on D except for me (Arms warrior), and a Resto (Magicflows.)

We were losing 0/10 yet 8 of our team still refused to lose FR and only me and this resto were trying to get the flag (Which was no hope since they were turtling now.)

Every one in our FR were all Spanish prot pallies who were trying to be FC with 1800 health, 1500 health brazilian Panda huntards, a 20 Brazil priest.

Was painful at the fact they their team was geared too and full of healers so we couldn't even get a kill on EFC even with 10 stacks.


And... this scenario happened almost all night.

Sucks that my part of Canada is in the same time-zone as east coast Brazil. :(
 
I think Cripzblood here speaks Portuguese, why not start a thread containing some useful bg related phrases in Brazilian Portuguese, so ppl like me can communicate with foreign players.Of course, a few "motivational" swear words in Portuguese should be included in the upcoming guide if possible
 
cuz hunters are OP again and alliance have the eyepatch. it's that simple.

Lil rage inc.
 
All the allys that got sick of being rolled by all the horde 24s went to horde, cause they are winners!!@!!11

Now horde has some of those bad ally players that ally had. It's closer to balanced now, running close to 50:50 on wins:losses.

Been busting horde premades with random ally lately, not a pretty sight. Even AP Horde premades and at least 1 5 man 24 horde premade. Fugly!

About this Hunter thing, no matter how many hunters are on ally, every BG I get in has MORE horde hunters than ally.

About the eyepatch thing: LOL...seriously just LOL. If you are gonna whine about 1 item whine to blizzard. Horde has gear options Ally does not have, I won't get into the weeds but just LOL.
 
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Wait, so because you ran into a few bad pugs US horde is bad in general? Your logical, coherent and compelling arguments are just too much for me to handle.

A few is an understatement... Also why ignore the rest of my argument? Just ask swoops if its all true or not...

About this Hunter thing, no matter how many hunters are on ally, every BG I get in has MORE horde hunters than ally.

About the eyepatch thing: LOL...seriously just LOL. If you are gonna whine about 1 item whine to blizzard. Horde has gear options Ally does not have, I won't get into the weeds but just LOL.

I honestly can not say i have encountered more horde hunters than ally... plz dont bring up that eyepatch 8 hit, 8 agi and 13 stam is nothing to sneeze at...
 

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