Rhaellia
Has Been
BTR (Burnt Toast Ratio) is very important cause burnt toast sucks. More importantly, it's a good judge of one's character, if you burn toast a lot, you're a horrible, horrible human being. Worthless, really...
Now, what you do, is take all kinds of wacky numbers, and throw them into a toaster. A toaster of SUPER AWESOME MADE-UP CALCULATIONS. And try to sound very smart and fancy. Don't forget the monocle, it helps ;D
1. If you toast while other people are toasting, then you're bad.
2. If you pop the toast before toasting ends, you're bad.
3. If you toast your bread with friends, then you're all bad.
Even if you don't do any of these things, you're still probably BAD!
BAD.
Now, what you do, is take all kinds of wacky numbers, and throw them into a toaster. A toaster of SUPER AWESOME MADE-UP CALCULATIONS. And try to sound very smart and fancy. Don't forget the monocle, it helps ;D
1. If you toast while other people are toasting, then you're bad.
2. If you pop the toast before toasting ends, you're bad.
3. If you toast your bread with friends, then you're all bad.
Even if you don't do any of these things, you're still probably BAD!
BAD.
