That was amazing! O_O Praise Earlwing, may he spread his wings soon and deliver destruction on the intarnats realm containing the imaginary tavern and the unreal noodles which is called the Puce Dream!
you squeeze out that last turd, finally feeling empty inside. You look up in search for toilet paper, only to find the cardboard skeleton.
You breath in out of shock, staring in disbelief.
Awwwwww-fuuuuuccckkkkkk....
Search the bathroom for any new roll of toilet paper, frantically searching cupboards to find nothing but toilet cleaner and air freshener.
You find a stranded tampon, behind the toilet. Your last chance for a clean butthole.
fall to your knees in shame
i really dont know what i just post.....this thing came up on my mind at reading this thrad title