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Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
 
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Purse said:
Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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Holy shit. Uh, wow.
Ummmmm,
geez.


Not sure how to help ya on this one purse.

Make a cake that says "Im sorry"?
 
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Purse said:
Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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Quit WoW for good for her. Means you really like her. She'll accept that :p
 
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Purse said:
Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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1. You're a MAN?!?!?!?!
2. If this is serious, then I feel sorry for you. However, if this is trolling, then it's a good story but just needed some dragons.
 
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Jsu8 said:
1. You're a MAN?!?!?!?!
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Thought the same thing.. However I think this honestly says more about you being addicted to pokemon then WoW.. I mean if you saw a really rare high lv mob would you react the same you did for the rare pokemon or pet or w/e? If you would then I guess you're addicted to both and need to take a step back from both.

Real life is more important then a game and you don't want to let a game ruin what you are lucky enough to have in real life. Go apologize and explain why you got so excited and reacted like you did and tell her you're going to take a break from WoW or quit it to focus on fixing you twos relationship.
 
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Purse is like a BE. It's hard to tell the difference between the male and female, so it's an understandable mistake.

Purse, you need to learn to pretend to care in these kind of situations. It's not like pet battles/captures must be done at a certain time. You can do most of them pretty much whenever. Also, sue her for damage to the laptop. 99 problems...
 
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Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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if this is trolling, then it's a good story but just needed some dragons.
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Quit WoW for good
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Don't let her see all your quitting threads, either
Make a cake that says "Im sorry"?
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Don't forget the apostrophe!
LOLING at this thread big time
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I hate this guy^^^, but he's got the right idea
Send in a GM ticket and they will fix the problems with your relationship
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edit: also, TI probably isn't the best place for relationship help
 
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-Focussing on game instead of girl.
-Not comforting crying girlfriend.
-Yelling like the nintendo 6 kid at a shiny Sea horse and still not comforting the girls afterwards.
-Nerd raging after she broke his damn laptop.

You fucked up worse than a teen scumbag dad and should be embarassed. Stuff like makes chicks turn to Jersey Shore like dudes who are dumb as fuck and mistreat girls. Good day sir.
 
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Purse said:
Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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Dear Purse,

I have read your summary of what happened yesterday but I am left confused with your question. Seems to me, Purse, that you handled the manner in a professional and appropriate manner.

You did the right thing.

I will not wish you a good day because I know it will be great. Shiny Sea Pony.
 
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Ferro said:
Dear Purse,

I have read your summary of what happened yesterday but I am left confused with your question. Seems to me, Purse, that you handled the manner in a professional and appropriate manner.

You did the right thing.


I will not wish you a good day because I know it will be great. Shiny Sea Pony.
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No Shiny Sea Pony, no laptop and most importantly no princess. 0/3 Failed. Don't give him a trollish ovation for that....Atleast if Purse isn't trolling,
 
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Not that it makes any difference, but did she have a black cat? Sounds to me like you pissed the cat off and it screwed you over from beyond the grave. If I were you I'd get some incense to create a barrier from angry spirits and move on, but if you really want to fix your relationship you'll have to fix your relationship with the dead cat first.
 
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Oniyui said:
Not that it makes any difference, but did she have a black cat? Sounds to me like you pissed the cat off and it screwed you over from beyond the grave. If I were you I'd get some incense to create a barrier from angry spirits and move on, but if you really want to fix your relationship you'll have to fix your relationship with the dead cat first.
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I think you're on to something here. I think the cat was on it's way out for a while but it's been burning up inside with jealousy. It couldn't handle sharing your gf (ex?) with you.

Doesn't seem like an ordinary cat (ex-cat) to me either, be careful.
 
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Purse said:
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie...

...I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
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Hmmmm....
 
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Purse said:
Hey TI, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.


Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pet Battles on WoW while I wait".


So I'm playing Pet Battles on WoW, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I start a pet battle with a wild pet in my game.


A shiny Sea Pony. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny companion Pets have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Sea Pony, when she walks over, and throws my laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Sea Pony, gone forever.


I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a Pet Battle on WoW to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, TI.
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