"Trailers" for upcoming films...

[Sin'dor]

I thought we could use a thread specifically for whichever movie-trailers have you hyped for upcoming films...

I'll get things started with my vote for Most "Twink-like" Characters in a Hollywood Movie.

Get the biggest "screen" you can, crank-up the volume, and marvel at this wonderfully-stupid over-the-top testosterone-fest of a movie-trailer for "Hobbes & Shaw":

 

[Sin'dor]

...and since XP-Off is world-renowned as a "bastion of gender-equality", here's an equally-outrageous Femme Fatale in the trailer for "Anna":

 

[Sin'dor]

What do you do when exploiting 29s "Superheroes" need to be put in their place? You just call Light "The Boys":

 

[Light]

 

[Kaxle]

I still can't believe they did Sonic dirty like that. Holy shit who saw that and was like 'yup, nailed it"

 

[Sin'dor]

Holy shit who saw that and was like 'yup, nailed it"

...the same people that have always made shitty video-game adaptations: geriatric executives that think "gamers" will still pay to see their "favorite characters" no matter what.

Of course, that works both ways... if you can somehow convince them that they'll lose their "investment", they'll miraculously start giving-a-fuck:

 

[Sin'dor]

Easily one of my "Top 3 Cinema Experiences of all time" was seeing "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" on opening night with a big group of friends:

...and 28-goddamn-years-later it looks like it's finally getting a proper sequel! It's too soon to tell if it'll be "worthy" of its legacy, but for now I'm just hoping they don't completely screw-up "Terminator: Dark Fate":

 

[Sin'dor]

No commentary necessary:

 

[Laurasia]

I saw the trailer for "Cats" the other day and it was disturbing.

 

[Sin'dor]

I saw the trailer for "Cats" the other day and it was disturbing.

Agreed...

 

[Tonkks]

Self explanatory.

 

[Sin'dor]

Nice... but I'll only be seeing it upon confirmation of a vintage Kenny Loggins soundtrack!

 

[Daltert Moropi]

Not really into horror but... this’ll be fun to watch.

 

[Turdel]

As a Motorsport Enthusiast I'm very excited for this one.

 

[Sin'dor]

Not really into horror but... this’ll be fun to watch.

That actually looks a lot more interesting than the first one... how often can you say that about a sequel?

As a Motorsport Enthusiast I'm very excited for this one.

As a Morotsport Ignorer I'm very excited anytime actors like Damon and Bale try to "out-accent" each other.

 

[Donor]

actors like Damon

 

[Daltert Moropi]

That actually looks a lot more interesting than the first one... how often can you say that about a sequel?

Very rarely in today’s movie corporations. Still gonna see it.

 

[Donor]

that trailer theme is sick af yo

last ep this sat

 

[Laurasia]

that trailer theme is sick af yo

last ep this sat