Top 10 Reasons to Play in the 20-24 bracket....

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The following reasons are just some on the top of my head and in fairly random order.

Now remember this is just a tongue in cheek list all for fun.

Please contribute and perhaps the top ones can be chosen for the all time list.

(also the formatting and layout needs work...)


Top Ten Reasons to play P2P in a the 20-24 bracket (predominantly F2P)

10. End game is boring.

9. Your 90 gear is out dated.

8. You realize you haven't even leveled a 90....

7. You can`t compete with the elite at high level PvP

6. You want to showcase your skills and domination

5. Your financial support allows these noob failtopay scrubs to feed off the scraps and they should be thankful they even have unlimited trial time

4. WoW is a sub based game and it’s your right to P2P in any bracket you choose to.

3. To post SS on TI of your games to prove point no. 6

2. One person`s pain is another person`s joy… And it is sure joyful (giggle) to one shot noobs

1. You are merely helping Blizzard showcase their product in its full potential to entice new subs



Top Ten Reasons to play F2P in a the 20-24 bracket (predominantly F2P)

10. Blizzard won’t accept your food stamps

9. You need the $15 for bus fare to your part time job

8. The $15 is your share for the internet bill in the basement suite you share with the illegal immigrant family.

7. Your pet appreciates being fed.

6. Your 30% interest rate credit card is already maxed out at the $500 limit

5. You need the $15 to pay for dialup internet.

4. You are saving up to buy a mouse and will have to ride it out with the trackpad.

3. You enjoy the fast pop times

2. You enjoy the simplicity

1. You already have a sub and PVP higher levels but choose to roll F2P due to fair competition.
 
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Top Ten Reasons to play P2P in a the 20-24 bracket

1. You want to global people with ease

2. You realised 20-24 bgs aren't carriable as a f2p anymore, when rest of your team are just JAJAJAJJAAJing around

3. You want to show "hardcore" 24 twinks that it's not them who are good, it's their enchants

4. You don't care about the game too much anymore and just log on p2p 20-24 to have some laughs and play casual pvp

5. You enjoy minmaxing which is much funnier on a p2p twink

6. You enjoy gearing new twinks up

7. You'd rather level up and fully gear a twink in a day, instead of endless profession/gear/heirloom/LFH grinding on a f2p

8. You like to infuriate tryhards

9. You like to interact with friends by PMing, realID, making forming partys, etc

10. You pay for the game and want to take everything out of it




Top Ten Reasons to play F2P in a the 20-24 bracket

1. You don't like the game enough to pay money to play it

2. You can't afford to subscribe

3. You don't play enough to consider it being worth subscribing for

4. You like the f2p community over others

5. You like the competitive aspect that f2p offers when playing against people with same gear restrictions

6. You like the competitive aspect that f2p offers when playing against people with no restrictions, stronger gear etc

7. You hate big corporations and want them to not profit

8. You love the challenge gearing up and perfecting a f2p twink

9. Pet ate your credit card so you can't resub

10. Pet ate all your limbs so you are unable to use a computer to resub
 
10 reasons to be a p2p 20-24


10. You're scared of glyphs

9. You only speak twink lingo so can't communicate with outsiders.

8. You hate under dogs " Fuck Rudy"

7. You celebrate victories by pushing kids out of swings.

6. You don't care if you win or lose, as long as you get heals.

5. You undress your 24 and jerk off to it when you have insomnia. (Maybe this is just me)

4. You love competition so you rolled a hunter.

3. You love competition so you use scrolls.

2. You like playing the lottery that is Gnomer RNG

1. You mug old ladies to pay for your subscription.







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10 reasons 2 p2p:
1. its easy
2. cba tgo take game serious
3. group with others who don't take game serious
4. bored of gear grind at end game
5. was a f2p couldn't hack it so rolled p2p
6. I hate leech's and they deserve to die repeatedly
7. I'm supporting blizzard by killing leech's playing for free (I know that's 6 right?)
8. I want to group q with my f2p bads and 1 of us has to p2p right??
9. my mum pays sub
10. leave me alone I can do what I want

10reasons to f2p:
1. i'm skint
2. I want an excuse to crutch on when I die
3. I like the challenge
4. I hate blizzard and don't want to pay them (but I play there game *that logic right?*)
5. my m8s play f2p
6. I don't like grinding gear
7. I don't like talking to people!!!
8. I'm taking a break from end game
9. I like fishing!!!
10. fuck off I can f2p if I want!!!
 

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