US Top 10: Peasants

Who is the biggest peasant on this list?

  • Gucciglad

  • Zelpher

  • Amell

  • Gokku

  • Jamesb

  • Druiddroid

  • Idiote

  • Lennydruid

  • Thotfc

  • Livingforce


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Trialkiller

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So I haven't seen a top "_____" list in a while. The title is pretty straightforward.

Who are the top 10 peasants in the bracket? COUNT DOWN PLEASE

(P.s. Who is your least favorite from my list? VOTE)

10. Livingforce
Dude does nothing but roll with premades and still manages to fvck up objective gameplay in a WINNING bg to take a loss! Plays nothing but Disc (most op healer in the bracket) and jizzes in his pants whenever he tops out over F2P's! Mind you he's not as active in this bracket but he still earns the low spot on this list. *Cough* Peasant *Cough*
9. Thotfc
Fat cheeto munching neckbeard. This guy was also banned for "hacks" etc. including botting, walljumping macroes, likely flyhacking, and just being a gross fat nerd in general. Sum1 please harvest this dude for cholesterol and fat to feed the diabetes-less children in Africa. PLEASE. He could very well END WORLD HUNGER. Also famously quoted for saying "GET IN MY BELLY"
8. Lennydruid
Some foreign fail2pay peasant that believes the only life is the life of a beggar. I have to give it to the dude he's got more hours logged than many of us on this game but still makes the most DOGSHIT plays. Suicider? Or just plain retarded? I still don't know. Thinking that F2P 20 druid = BiS 29 druid he makes the ballsiest plays and sometimes gets saved by the actual GOOD players on his team, but takes credit for it anyway or absolves blame with his shitty characters / claims of lack of teamwork. JAJA. LEARN ENGLISH.
7. Idiote (Yes... THE Idiote)
IS he even black IRL? He's good @ druid no doubt but IS HE black IRL? WHO IS THIS GUY? COME BACK TO ME PLEASE I MISS YOU. Doubtless the friendliest guy so add his battletag. Kane#1182
6. Druiddroid
Fancies himself a "troll" despite his lack of ingenuity. Showed up a few months ago and has plagued this site ever since with his relentless retardation and has a tendency to gloat with K/D/R scores that have been beaten out by holy pallies. Please ban this Jaja
5. Jamesb
Terrible rogue. Ever since I've first seen this guy he's claimed to be "top 3 best rogues in the bracket" but can't even compete in statistics, PuG's, or PREMADES with his new Peasant guild. YES James the guild is YOURS despite putting the weight on the other guys shoulders. YOU SUCK. Not once has he impressed anyone with his mostly BiS rogue (Mostly BiS right? BiS? He still sucks.) and even if he was playing how he was with a F2P rogue he'd STILL be a joke. (Apparently his daddy is a lawyer so this might put me into bankruptcy if a cyber-bullying charge goes through.) Egotistic fag.
4. Gokku
Never has the phrase "fat prepubescent no-life" been more appropriate. Kid got banned for fly-hacking, abused many bugs for many long times, has a dick the size of the average baby's pinky and STILL thinks he's worth more than dogshit. This literal kid gives dogshit a bad name.
3. Amelletta
Some old fat big mouth nerd that made WoW his life and had his moment in the spotlight after smashing out GG Twinks in a pregame like 1 year ago. Remains a fat crybaby that has to steal Wifi from his local McDonalds. I guess he gives them business though when he buys half their supply of Australian penises on a daily basis.
2. Zelpher
Some PTSD diagnosed lunatic that is total garbage on a GF'd HPally (even compared to a complete Jaja), refuses to believe his stream is unsuccessful despite having less views a month than the picture in my SIGNATURE. PEASANT. Not to mention an incessant nuisance that does nothing but try to push his worthless name around while claiming he's the king of 29's! GO BUY A HOUSE AND TELL PEOPLE TO GET OUT OF IT. RETARD.
1. Gucciglad
Confirmed real life neanderthal. This mongoloid actually believes he's impressing people when his 1 inch penis grows another half inch to its full erection from spamming the same button in a BG. I've seen this mongoloid get farmed too many times but to his credit it's funny EVERY TIME. He tries to blow everything off by claiming he's a "troll" and claiming he just loves the game but realistically the void in his heart that used to be filled by penis can only be filled now by the aforementioned boner he gains only from playing brew monk against f2p's on WoW. He's long ago earned a spot on my shit-list and no-heal list, maybe if we someday build a time machine we can send him back to the stone-age to live in a cave with his relatives with similarly large foreheads.

Just wanted to stir the pot of shit that is 20 - 29 a little. If I get a message from the moderators of TI I will let you all know.

AS ALWAYS I hope you enjoyed my little bit of drama. If you're wondering when the Pug Lord's next appearance is like this post and follow my profile @Trialkiller

http://www.strawpoll.me/10305173
 
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So I haven't seen a top "_____" list in a while. The title is pretty straightforward.

Who are the top 10 peasants in the bracket? COUNT DOWN PLEASE

(P.s. Who is your least favorite from my list? VOTE)

10. Livingforce
Dude does nothing but roll with premades and still manages to fvck up objective gameplay in a WINNING bg to take a loss! Plays nothing but Disc (most op healer in the bracket) and jizzes in his pants whenever he tops out over F2P's! Mind you he's not as active in this bracket but he still earns the low spot on this list. *Cough* Peasant *Cough*
9. Thotfc
Fat cheeto munching neckbeard. This guy was also banned for "hacks" etc. including botting, walljumping macroes, likely flyhacking, and just being a gross fat nerd in general. Sum1 please harvest this dude for cholesterol and fat to feed the diabetes-less children in Africa. PLEASE. He could very well END WORLD HUNGER. Also famously quoted for saying "GET IN MY BELLY"
8. Lennydruid
Some foreign fail2pay peasant that believes the only life is the life of a beggar. I have to give it to the dude he's got more hours logged than many of us on this game but still makes the most DOGSHIT plays. Suicider? Or just plain moronic? I still don't know. Thinking that F2P 20 druid = BiS 29 druid he makes the ballsiest plays and sometimes gets saved by the actual GOOD players on his team, but takes credit for it anyway or absolves blame with his shitty characters / claims of lack of teamwork. JAJA. LEARN ENGLISH.
7. Idiote (Yes... THE Idiote)
IS he even black IRL? He's good @ druid no doubt but IS HE black IRL? WHO IS THIS GUY? COME BACK TO ME PLEASE I MISS YOU. Doubtless the friendliest guy so add his battletag. Kane#1182
6. Druiddroid
Fancies himself a "troll" despite his lack of ingenuity. Showed up a few months ago and has plagued this site ever since with his relentless retardation and has a tendency to gloat with K/D/R scores that have been beaten out by holy pallies. Please ban this Jaja
5. Jamesb
Terrible rogue. Ever since I've first seen this guy he's claimed to be "top 3 best rogues in the bracket" but can't even compete in statistics, PuG's, or PREMADES with his new Peasant guild. YES James the guild is YOURS despite putting the weight on the other guys shoulders. YOU SUCK. Not once has he impressed anyone with his mostly BiS rogue (Mostly BiS right? BiS? He still sucks.) and even if he was playing how he was with a F2P rogue he'd STILL be a joke. (Apparently his daddy is a lawyer so this might put me into bankruptcy if a cyber-bullying charge goes through.) Egotistic flower.
4. Gokku
Never has the phrase "fat prepubescent no-life" been more appropriate. Kid got banned for fly-hacking, abused many bugs for many long times, has a dick the size of the average baby's pinky and STILL thinks he's worth more than dogshit. This literal kid gives dogshit a bad name.
3. Amelletta
Some old fat big mouth nerd that made WoW his life and had his moment in the spotlight after smashing out GG tinks in a pregame like 1 year ago. Remains a fat crybaby that has to steal Wifi from his local McDonalds. I guess he gives them business though when he buys half their supply of Australian penises on a daily basis.
2. Zelpher
Some PTSD diagnosed lunatic that is total garbage on a GF'd HPally (even compared to a complete Jaja), refuses to believe his stream is unsuccessful despite having less views a month than the picture in my SIGNATURE. PEASANT. Not to mention an incessant nuisance that does nothing but try to push his worthless name around while claiming he's the king of 29's! GO BUY A HOUSE AND TELL PEOPLE TO GET OUT OF IT. moron.
1. Gucciglad
Confirmed real life neanderthal. This mongoloid actually believes he's impressing people when his 1 inch penis grows another half inch to its full erection from spamming the same button in a BG. I've seen this mongoloid get farmed too many times but to his credit it's funny EVERY TIME. He tries to blow everything off by claiming he's a "troll" and claiming he just loves the game but realistically the void in his heart that used to be filled by penis can only be filled now by the aforementioned boner he gains only from playing brew monk against f2p's on WoW. He's long ago earned a spot on my shit-list and no-heal list, maybe if we someday build a time machine we can send him back to the stone-age to live in a cave with his relatives with similarly large foreheads.

Just wanted to stir the pot of shit that is 20 - 29 a little. If I get a message from the moderators of TI I will let you all know.

AS ALWAYS I hope you enjoyed my little bit of drama. If you're wondering when the Pug Lord's next appearance is like this post and follow my profile @Trialkiller

http://www.strawpoll.me/10305173

1. Trialkiller
Rided my dick so hard, he made a Holy Paladin cause of me. And before rided Cryptos dick so hard he made Duopaladin cause of him.
Waiting on you to copy a Hunter and ride on Nocos dick still.....
You still don't have our Grandfathered gear and Statistics though hahahaha.
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Trialkiller is actually a girl named Hannah. Hannah needs to get laid so she can stop being a total bitch to people on the internet. Somebody give the puglord some shlong.
 
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

Not in a "negative connotation because of disease" sort of way.

Nothing poorly spoken about autism - in fact, I hesitate to compare this to the people who suffer from something they did not choose.

That being said, this post could be screenshot and plastered on to an encyclopedia under the section "Social Interactions of the Autistic."

The author made the actual choice to type this out and post it here.

God have mercy.
 
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

Not in a "negative connotation because of disease" sort of way.

Nothing poorly spoken about autism - in fact, I hesitate to compare this to the people who suffer from something they did not choose.

That being said, this post could be screenshot and plastered on to an encyclopedia under the section "Social Interactions of the Autistic."

The author made the actual choice to type this out and post it here.

God have mercy.
How sore do you think the authors ass is?
 
Yes! I'm #1 again! Everyone else's section was a paragraph and mine was a novel lmao. Also I just wanted to say that there's an awful lot of penis references in my section, are you secretly coming onto me @Trialkiller? If so please add my btag asap so we can chat. I heard you were very attractive and strong irl and love toping bottoms that look like Billy Ray Cyrus and Joe Dirt had a baby together. ;-)
 
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You didn't didn't insult my game play other than the little jumps and shit should I be happy or mad about that ? :eek: kinda lame you didn't dis me as hard as anyone else :(
 
This looks great already.

Closing for the following reasons:
"the value here is the user content, not the trolly posts."
"XPOff must be a place that all people interested in this elite-competitive playstyle feel welcome to compete and participate in"

Per https://xpoff.com/threads/a-vision-of-moderation.165/
 
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