tin foil hat talk -aka (US dollar collapse Part 2)

[Tom Ganks]

Aliens in flying saucers capable of navigating the stars, yet crash landing in New Mexico in the 50s can easily be explained.

After prom, drunk teenage aliens (probably about a century old; they live longer) taking their parents' space ships without their permission and clumsily traverse the galaxy with their Galactic Positioning System (GPS) and decide to prank silly humans on Earth by sticking probes up their asses and drawing dicks on their crops. But unfortunately the alien teenagers failed their piloting test when it comes to parking/landing, so they crash instead.

They then installed governments around the globe out of boredom and start wars between countries like an advanced form of D&D

 

[melabeari]

and drawing dicks on their crops

alien dicks are weird

 

[ZenwØw]

Disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only

From the mind of Overlord Knight Templar Alexander Gates Buffet Rothschild IV:
-this sausage finger orange chubby fuck is pissing me off, he might actually get re-elected with the economy doing so well, need to wreck the economy but we don't want that, but if we make it dip and cause chaos and make that bone spur pussy actually have to be a leader it will expose the fraud he is and get that dementia creepy puppet elected even with his inability to complete a sentence, we gotta unleash a bad flu bug and freak everyone out and make them not leave the house, tons of small business will be lost and we can buy up the property cheap and put in chain stores, make a ton of money on pharmaceuticals and also it will be on the news 24/7 and distract everyone from the time sleepy joe finger blasted that chick, but what if the people don't blame trump for the bad virus??? we need a back up, lets trick some hicks and make them shoot a black kid going for a jog, lets pay some cops to shoot a cute EMT, and tell that nazi cop from Minnesota that we will sell his asian wife to human traffickers if he don't crush this guys neck on film, that will definitely start some riots, lower property value even more which equals more chain store less small business, and lord comb over king of twitter will have no idea what to do and i bet even turn the military on his own people, lmao, time to go sit on a heat rock and shed my skin.
[doublepost=1591654731,1591653960][/doublepost]also we gotta make it illegal to buy gold
https://news.bitcoin.com/illegal-own-gold-governments-ban/

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[melabeari]

buy gold or lose everything, ur welcome i saved ur life

 

[melabeari]

Dr. Fauci admits that the U.S. public health agencies spread misinformation about the efficacy of masks in order to save masks for medical personnel. Now, I understand and even agree they should've received the masks first. But to deliberately spread misinformation....?????

https://www.businessinsider.com/fau...cause-doctors-shortages-from-the-start-2020-6

 

[melabeari]

Pokimane & Alinity SUED! Asmongold Reacts To INSANE Twitch Lawsuit Over "Suggestive Content"

 

[Daltert Moropi]

Pokimane & Alinity SUED! Asmongold Reacts To INSANE Twitch Lawsuit Over "Suggestive Content"

Aye, I was surprised when I saw that video. 25 million for the twitch community to change their platform... sheesh.

 

[melabeari]

Aye, I was surprised when I saw that video. 25 million for the twitch community to change their platform... sheesh.

 

[Daltert Moropi]

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... don’t tell me because I watch his videos, he’ll come back here and kick us (namely me) in the shins.

 

[melabeari]

shit or run course, dudes got 2 lines

... don’t tell me because I watch his videos, he’ll come back here and kick us (namely me) in the shins.