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'Smith said:
<Order 66>​

Team Leader: Lowkey doesn't want to play

Team Member #2: Is tired of having to deal with schoolyard kids
Team Member #3: Lowkey really wants to play, but probably wont
Team Member #4: Has too much of a life to play NA schedule
Team Member #5: Got demoralized after dealing with dead lake animals
Team Member #6: Doesn't think anyone will show up come game day??
Team Member #7: Doesn't like black people
Team Member #8: Thinks the rules are stupid, also thinks YOU'RE stupid.
Team Member #9: Keeps talking about taking Adderall during games
Team Member #10: Wants to prove himself in twink community more than he wants to do his studies and make family proud
Team Member #11: Is gay. Like... Really gay. More than the one who doesn't like the rules.
Team Member #12: Mouth breathes louder than his birds in the background, but lowkey is way more valueable than 99% of community give him credit for. Also has autism
Team Member #13: Probably doesn't even know whether he's playing or not
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Solid squad right there man GL
 
dead = rip
lake animals = fish? swan?


am i the only one who doesnt get it???? WTF!
 
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Too excited now can’t sleep gonna be some of the best games in the world possibly of all time, any1 with a bad heart don’t watch could possibly take a turn for the worst depending not sure who’s gonna come first second third or anything else.
So excited right now this is going to be one hell of a twink cup there will be no problems it’ll run so smooth and there will be no drama
Gluck to all teams :)
 
i got rly bored so i decided to look into this years annual semi-troll sign up by dan


Order 66
Team Leader: Lowkey doesn't want to play - HB
Team Member #2: Highkey doesn't think tournament should even happen - Dan
Team Member #3: Lowkey really wants to play, but probably wont - Saxx
Team Member #4: Has too much of a life to play NA schedule - Stabilt
Team Member #5: Got demoralized after dealing with dead lake animals - Nature
Team Member #6: Doesn't think anyone will show up come game day?? - Ras
Team Member #7: Doesn't like black people - Lucas
Team Member #8: Thinks the rules are stupid, also thinks YOU'RE stupid. - Saka
Team Member #9: Keeps talking about taking Adderall during games - Flamer
Team Member #10: Wants to prove himself in twink community more than he wants to do his studies and make family proud - Vet
Team Member #11: Is gay. Like... Really gay. More than the one who doesn't like the rules. - Repulsed
Team Member #12: Mouth breathes louder than his birds in the background, but lowkey is way more valueable than 99% of community give him credit for. Also has autism - Fancy
Team Member #13: Probably doesn't even know whether he's on the team or not - Taco

also looked into the team name to see if there's any significance or just put it there as a reference to pop culture, like they did in the past with superheroes with the members list incorporating that into the clues, but there's no star wars references in the clues this time so who knows, maybe there's no significance.

but seeing as i have way too much free time on my hands i had a look anyway

to anyone who's not a real nerd and has no idea what order 66 was, it was the order given by the grand army of the republic of which chancellor palpatine (sith lord darth sidious) was head, which stated all jedi are traitors and should be executed, appears in the revenge of the sith movie (the 3rd prequel), you know the scenes with anakin killing the kids lmao ye thats the one.

now how does this relate at all to twinks or the twink cup? fuck knows

but knowing dan's history of posts on this site, everything has a meaning or at least he tries to put hidden meanings behind things, usually as his views or opinions on the current community.

theory 1: gsc (or at least dan) represent the jedi and the new upcoming teams are the republic executing order 66 and this is dan's way of saying this is his last twink cup (possibly he feels gsc are unprepared or he is unprepared, the nature of order 66 was it was a surprise to the jedi, idk?)

theory 2: gsc and lsn are the sith (rule of 2, master and apprentice) and the rest of the teams are the jedi who aren't prepared or experienced ready for the slaughter until it's gsc and lsn in the final?

extra note: in the order 66 lore, the number of named/notable deaths of jedi is 13, the maximum amount of members per team sign up.



yes i was bored, no i dont care.


credit to quack and stunar for listening to me rambling over something unimportant and helping pitch in ideas even tho their ideas were wrong and shit and had no effect on my post
 
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Iild said:
i got rly bored so i decided to look into this years annual semi-troll sign up by dan


Order 66
Team Leader: Lowkey doesn't want to play - HB
Team Member #2: Highkey doesn't think tournament should even happen - Dan
Team Member #3: Lowkey really wants to play, but probably wont - Saxx
Team Member #4: Has too much of a life to play NA schedule - Stabilt
Team Member #5: Got demoralized after dealing with dead lake animals - Nature
Team Member #6: Doesn't think anyone will show up come game day?? - Ras
Team Member #7: Doesn't like black people - Lucas
Team Member #8: Thinks the rules are stupid, also thinks YOU'RE stupid. - Saka
Team Member #9: Keeps talking about taking Adderall during games - Flamer
Team Member #10: Wants to prove himself in twink community more than he wants to do his studies and make family proud - Vet
Team Member #11: Is gay. Like... Really gay. More than the one who doesn't like the rules. - Repulsed
Team Member #12: Mouth breathes louder than his birds in the background, but lowkey is way more valueable than 99% of community give him credit for. Also has autism - Fancy
Team Member #13: Probably doesn't even know whether he's on the team or not - Taco

also looked into the team name to see if there's any significance or just put it there as a reference to pop culture, like they did in the past with superheroes with the members list incorporating that into the clues, but there's no star wars references in the clues this time so who knows, maybe there's no significance.

but seeing as i have way too much free time on my hands i had a look anyway

to anyone who's not a real nerd and has no idea what order 66 was, it was the order given by the grand army of the republic of which chancellor palpatine (sith lord darth sidious) was head, which stated all jedi are traitors and should be executed, appears in the revenge of the sith movie (the 3rd prequel), you know the scenes with anakin killing the kids lmao ye thats the one.

now how does this relate at all to twinks or the twink cup? fuck knows

but knowing dan's history of posts on this site, everything has a meaning or at least he tries to put hidden meanings behind things, usually as his views or opinions on the current community.

theory 1: gsc (or at least dan) represent the jedi and the new upcoming teams are the republic executing order 66 and this is dan's way of saying this is his last twink cup (possibly he feels gsc are unprepared or he is unprepared, the nature of order 66 was it was a surprise to the jedi, idk?)

theory 2: gsc and lsn are the sith (order of 2, master and apprentice) and the rest of the teams are the jedi who aren't prepared or experienced ready for the slaughter until it's gsc and lsn in the final?

extra note: in the order 66 lore, the number of named/notable deaths of jedi is 13, the maximum amount of members per team sign up.



yes i was bored, no i dont care.
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great initiative
 
Iild said:
i got rly bored so i decided to look into this years annual semi-troll sign up by dan


Order 66
Team Leader: Lowkey doesn't want to play - HB
Team Member #2: Highkey doesn't think tournament should even happen - Dan
Team Member #3: Lowkey really wants to play, but probably wont - Saxx
Team Member #4: Has too much of a life to play NA schedule - Stabilt
Team Member #5: Got demoralized after dealing with dead lake animals - Nature
Team Member #6: Doesn't think anyone will show up come game day?? - Ras
Team Member #7: Doesn't like black people - Lucas
Team Member #8: Thinks the rules are stupid, also thinks YOU'RE stupid. - Saka
Team Member #9: Keeps talking about taking Adderall during games - Flamer
Team Member #10: Wants to prove himself in twink community more than he wants to do his studies and make family proud - Vet
Team Member #11: Is gay. Like... Really gay. More than the one who doesn't like the rules. - Repulsed
Team Member #12: Mouth breathes louder than his birds in the background, but lowkey is way more valueable than 99% of community give him credit for. Also has autism - Fancy
Team Member #13: Probably doesn't even know whether he's on the team or not - Taco

also looked into the team name to see if there's any significance or just put it there as a reference to pop culture, like they did in the past with superheroes with the members list incorporating that into the clues, but there's no star wars references in the clues this time so who knows, maybe there's no significance.

but seeing as i have way too much free time on my hands i had a look anyway

to anyone who's not a real nerd and has no idea what order 66 was, it was the order given by the grand army of the republic of which chancellor palpatine (sith lord darth sidious) was head, which stated all jedi are traitors and should be executed, appears in the revenge of the sith movie (the 3rd prequel), you know the scenes with anakin killing the kids lmao ye thats the one.

now how does this relate at all to twinks or the twink cup? fuck knows

but knowing dan's history of posts on this site, everything has a meaning or at least he tries to put hidden meanings behind things, usually as his views or opinions on the current community.

theory 1: gsc (or at least dan) represent the jedi and the new upcoming teams are the republic executing order 66 and this is dan's way of saying this is his last twink cup (possibly he feels gsc are unprepared or he is unprepared, the nature of order 66 was it was a surprise to the jedi, idk?)

theory 2: gsc and lsn are the sith (order of 2, master and apprentice) and the rest of the teams are the jedi who aren't prepared or experienced ready for the slaughter until it's gsc and lsn in the final?

extra note: in the order 66 lore, the number of named/notable deaths of jedi is 13, the maximum amount of members per team sign up.



yes i was bored, no i dont care.
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wheres my credit
 
it's true, quack(diego) does write and rap under the current title lil xan, some of u may know his shit, betrayed blew up
 
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KimJongUn said:
im wondering how many times this bracket will be changed before the twink cup?
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Your shit team is going to lose regardless of who you play against so I’m not sure why you’re so concerned.
 
Thank you to everyone participating :D
 
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