The most pathetic secret of your wow gameplay

when i play my drood and pick flag on purpose and deliberately run into horde infested mid to express my feelings
 
I have a 100% perfect geared ( all GF's items too) lvl 19 hunter twink but instead of using the most optimal gear I prefer using all the gear that give me the most obtainable agility at lvl 19 XD

Exemple: I use forest bracers ( +5 agility )enchanted with +1 agility, over wolf bracers ( +3 agility +5 stam +5 crit ) enchanted with +7 stam XD
 
I feel like Droobie (@Blackwing Lair) and Zen'kiki the druid (Quest NPC) would have been best friends sometimes.
 
i have a pet with a very vulgar name that i emote point to when i kill somebody i strongly dislike ,…..
 
On my Draeni Enhance shammy... a p2p whispered lets have sex... i said sure... never logged on that toon ever since...
Im so sexy it hurts...

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Note : I didn't do anything... I logged as soon as i said sure...
 
I think that this bracket would be best ever if everyone was F2p and no one played hunters

That makes me a pathetic 24

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I often Screenshot what people say in the chat...

IYes i own a P2p account...

Oh and sometimes I /afk when someone whispers me just to avoid long conversations...or I would just say dinners ready and log off and switch between chars, and if its on the channel i switch to horde....
 
For a while, I was most excited about blingtron loot. I even made some lvl 1s on different servers on multiple accts to up my chances of finding blingtron.

All that logging/signing/even changing zone (drakkari in latin america is good for finding b400) in and out just to maybe find the robot, maaaaayyybe get one of the pets or mounts . . . which I don't even like. The mounts are goofy and pets get boring after a minute of having them. I looted lil' bling once and it was pretty anti-climactic

Similarly, I looked at someone's armory and saw Shield of the Stockades. Reminded that I never had a toon with that, I had an urge to make an ally sham, pal, or warr . . until I remembered that I still have a 9 panda and a 4 worgen that I made just to get their race pets.

So, yeah. Realized too much of the "fun" of this game is getting stuff. Still have a hankering to play though.


edit - on that note, I'm going to list all the rares I've gotten. Well, all those I can remember:
8 LFH
3 MtB
15 AGMs
1 RoP
3 Crested Scepters
1 Redbeard Crest
1 DwB
2 Keller's Girdle (but only 1 of them since scaling)
3 or more Foreman's Leggings
3 Foreman's Gloves
1 or 2 Black Malice
countless MMs and FotL
a few Facesmasher's/Nightwatch SS/etc.
lots of Gargoyle's Bite/etc.
~10 WBFH
a few DwBreeches
3 or more strong anti-venom
1 BE Bandit Mask
2 of those daggers from BFD. can't remember the name; the 4/4 one.
4 standard scopes
0 sea turtles
0 old crafty/old ironjaw
0 stendle's wedding bands
75-80 BOAs

1 Dark Whelping
5 or more Deviate Hatchling
1 lil bling
1 Razzashi Hatchling
lots of sea ponies
 
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i drop dmf carousel rides at ab bases hoping to get ppl to stay and defend, instead of joining the typical derpetual motion cap and runs.
 
when i started playing for the first time it took me 30 minutes to lvl 1-3. lol
 

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