The long lost dwarf!!!!!

[Take Shots]

dude i'm the authorized agent for asian girls around here! tztz

must say, the girl in your sig is hottest asian ive seen..

 

[Awesome]

Tasting Asian women is like tasting a fine wine.

Inhale deeply, sip, swish around in your mouth, spit, buy. If you don't like the flavor, say nothing and move on to the next sample.

 

[Snack]

Tasting Asian women is like tasting a fine wine.

Inhale deeply, sip, swish around in your mouth, spit, buy. If you don't like the flavor, say nothing and move on to the next sample.

You make it sound like that only counts for asian women...

 

[Lejn]

Tasting Asian women is like tasting a fine wine.

Inhale deeply, sip, swish around in your mouth, spit, buy. If you don't like the flavor, say nothing and move on to the next sample.

I thought Asians were supposed to be young while wine is supposed to be old?

 

[Dramatized]

I thought Asians were supposed to be young while wine is supposed to be old?

these 120-y/o asians are more like old whiskey