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OG
Previously on L1EC:
A bunny critter has been mindlessly killed by a rogue. With the help of a demoted GM, the bunny is now a superpowered Elite and meets the rogue again. Laughs expected soon (for the bunny).
<Bunny> Oh, hello again.
<Rogue> Ah, the talking bunny. Come back for some more, have you ?
<Bunny> Well, I expect you've seen the errors of your ways and will grovel on the ground pleading for my forgiveness ?
<Rogue> Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhno, actually. I was rather expecting you to die horribly once more, to tell you the truth.
sadly
<Bunny> Mmmm. Thought so. Will you not give me a chance ? Perhaps a head start ? Say a 1000 miles ?
<Rogue> Nope. Let's be honest: one of the best things about being a high level is to be able to one-shot critters like you.
<Bunny> Aha. You sure ? No second thoughts ? Not wondering why a seemingly helpless critter is suddenly talking back to you or anything ?
<Rogue> Why should I ? Tremble worthless creature! I hold both Warglaives of Azzinoth.
The rogues swings both Glaives and hits the bunny at full force.
The air crackles like thunder.
Sparks fly.
The dust finally settles.
<Bunny> Happy now ? Look what you did to my hair. It's all on end now. I look like a fluffy bunny. Oh, wait ...
<Rogue> But... but... it was a double crit. I don't get many double crits. I mean ... double ... for crying out loud.
<Bunny> Perhaps now is a good time to mention that I hold the Martin Thunder...
<Rogue> You what ? Wait. Do you really ? Ah. Fair enough. Bloody hell.
Suddenly, the Rogue activates his Sprint ability and gets the hell out of there.
The bunny sprints too and easily keeps up with the rogue
<Bunny> I say, why are you in such a hurry all of a sudden ?
The rogue looks at the bunny with terror in his eyes. He stops.
<Rogue> I saw an interesting herb over there. I thought I'd catch it before someone ninjas it.
Look, about earlier. It was a laugh, right? Haha. See, I'm laughing. I know what you're thinking. I'm just saying: don't.
<Bunny> What ? Don't think what I'm thinking ?
<Rogue> No. Don't do what you think you'll do after thinking what you're thinking.
<Bunny> Mmm. Maybe. How much gold do you have ?
The rogue looks suspiciously at the bunny
<Rogue> Why? You're not a gold beggar, are you ?
<Bunny> Not if you give it to me of your own free will ...
-- To be continued ?
A bunny critter has been mindlessly killed by a rogue. With the help of a demoted GM, the bunny is now a superpowered Elite and meets the rogue again. Laughs expected soon (for the bunny).
<Bunny> Oh, hello again.
<Rogue> Ah, the talking bunny. Come back for some more, have you ?
<Bunny> Well, I expect you've seen the errors of your ways and will grovel on the ground pleading for my forgiveness ?
<Rogue> Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhno, actually. I was rather expecting you to die horribly once more, to tell you the truth.
sadly
<Bunny> Mmmm. Thought so. Will you not give me a chance ? Perhaps a head start ? Say a 1000 miles ?
<Rogue> Nope. Let's be honest: one of the best things about being a high level is to be able to one-shot critters like you.
<Bunny> Aha. You sure ? No second thoughts ? Not wondering why a seemingly helpless critter is suddenly talking back to you or anything ?
<Rogue> Why should I ? Tremble worthless creature! I hold both Warglaives of Azzinoth.
The rogues swings both Glaives and hits the bunny at full force.
The air crackles like thunder.
Sparks fly.
The dust finally settles.
<Bunny> Happy now ? Look what you did to my hair. It's all on end now. I look like a fluffy bunny. Oh, wait ...
<Rogue> But... but... it was a double crit. I don't get many double crits. I mean ... double ... for crying out loud.
<Bunny> Perhaps now is a good time to mention that I hold the Martin Thunder...
<Rogue> You what ? Wait. Do you really ? Ah. Fair enough. Bloody hell.
Suddenly, the Rogue activates his Sprint ability and gets the hell out of there.
The bunny sprints too and easily keeps up with the rogue
<Bunny> I say, why are you in such a hurry all of a sudden ?
The rogue looks at the bunny with terror in his eyes. He stops.
<Rogue> I saw an interesting herb over there. I thought I'd catch it before someone ninjas it.
Look, about earlier. It was a laugh, right? Haha. See, I'm laughing. I know what you're thinking. I'm just saying: don't.
<Bunny> What ? Don't think what I'm thinking ?
<Rogue> No. Don't do what you think you'll do after thinking what you're thinking.
<Bunny> Mmm. Maybe. How much gold do you have ?
The rogue looks suspiciously at the bunny
<Rogue> Why? You're not a gold beggar, are you ?
<Bunny> Not if you give it to me of your own free will ...
-- To be continued ?
