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Rich fantasy or a disturbed life. Either way a line was crossed here.
 
so HE'S tyler durden
 
NOW will everyone admit that I was right on page 1 when I called this story out as being complete bull shit?



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Sanitarium said:
NOW will everyone admit that I was right on page 1 when I called this story out as being complete bull shit?
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You weren't shit. Now get the fuck out of my threads and stay out. You cause nothing but unwanted flaming and trouble. Your causing problems where your own insults put yourself in the Asshole chair. The only reason i fucking posted this thread in the first place was because everyone was asking for the full story.
 
twinkzruz said:
you weren't shit. Now get the fuck out of my threads and stay out. You cause nothing but unwanted flaming and trouble. Your causing problems where your own insults put yourself in the asshole chair. The only reason i fucking posted this thread in the first place was because everyone was asking for the full story.
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umad bro ?
 
Doesn't make sense people are calling him an attn whore, when in fact they we're asking for the story.
 
Twinkzruz said:
she slipped her moms engagement ring into my pocket,

She also had a stroke about 10 minutes after i left,

masturbating with my sock

He broke both his legs with the bat, then put him in the middle of the road, got his car, and you know what.

he tried to shoot at me with his airsoft gun,

i kicked him in the cock, square.

instilled a pro Keylogger, and a virus in his Win32.

I also pissed in his bed and took a dump in his shoes.

deleted everything in the DB, replaced it with an item that says "You cant fix death, you cant fix this",

He Bluescreened.

cracked my monitor

filled my tower with water and sealed it up with pipe tape.



I haven't seen him since.
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You're really fucked up.
 
twinkzruz said:
ok, many of you have heard of me and this other man, who on here is known as blocnuh. And a lot of you have bitched at me to release the whole story. So here it is..



I met him at my brothers state tennis match, he was wearing a shirt that said "i beta tested your mom". I had on a shirt that said "tell your girlfriend i said thanks". We laughed, and introduced ourselves. I invited him to a padres game, and then we chilled over at my house and got shit faced. The next day we both woke up at his house, we had no fucking idea how we got there. His sister was ontop of me and almost had my pants off. (his sister has sickle cell disease, look it up), so i pushed her off, telling her if she got excited she would have a stroke. She wouldnt get off, so i ran out of the house, before he even woke up. Apperantly, she slipped her moms engagement ring into my pocket, which i didnt realize until the washing machine broke the band. She also had a stroke about 10 minutes after i left, masturbating with my sock (which i left over there). Shes fine, but with the hospital bill and the cost to fix the ring, averaged out to about $700 with insurance. He came to my house a week later with his baseball bat (he played varsity baseball) and took my dog, which is an outside dog. He broke both his legs with the bat, then put him in the middle of the road, got his car, and you know what. I didn't realize any of this until i went outside and found my dogs mutilated body with the baseball bat. I knew it was him because ive seen the bat before. I went over to talk to him, and he tried to shoot at me with his airsoft gun, and caught me in my throat, and i vomited blood. He came outside, and tried to attack me, so i kicked him in the cock, square. He went back inside. So the next day i broke into his house and instilled a pro keylogger, and a virus in his win32. I also pissed in his bed and took a dump in his shoes.so when he next went into his private server db, i got in, deleted everything in the db, replaced it with an item that says "you cant fix death, you cant fix this", and force started a computer link, and deleted all his personal files, and stuff i knew he never backed up, then let the virus do its work. He bluescreened. He came over when i was out with my girlfriend, and cracked my monitor and filled my tower with water and sealed it up with pipe tape.



I haven't seen him since.
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Dude... what the fuck
 
several things in the story make little to no sense.



and really, poop? very mature. and afaik you can be ID'd from fecal matter, so if either of you had half a brain, and weren't petty, and went to the cops. you'd be boned.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_there_DNA_in_poop and everything else i found from my quick search seems to back that statement up.
 
how come you go get wasted forget everything that happened prior to that... but you know what his favorite baseball bat is when you see it after you've known him for a day.
 
Shalale88 said:
how come you go get wasted forget everything that happened prior to that... but you know what his favorite baseball bat is when you see it after you've known him for a day.
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When was i wasted?
 
Twinkzruz said:
Shitfaced =/= wasted.



Im talking Salvia, Coke, Shrooms, Hot-boxing.
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that like waffles???
 
ur both faggots. i wish orc would put that back in his sig, that story was lackluster
 
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