Brutallus, a non-engineer, hardened Enchanter and Leatherworker Death Knight was one day dueling a fancily named warlock... cleverly named after a type of antibiotic. The battle was anticipated to be very quick, for Brutallus was a skilled driver and could handle and adapt to situations quickly.
The aforementioned warlock was a small young gnome and a clever female tinker, crafting all sorts of naughty goods... and this did not bode well for wise Brutallus. The battle was about to end, with the gnome on his last breath, knocked down from the sheer intensity of getting locked out of every spell. Brutallus was a deadly death knight who enjoyed locking down many powerful sorcerors with strangulates and mind freezes despite his overwhelming latency. He caught the warlock in a tight situation, with his "skill of guldan" nullified by a quick mind freeze. Brutallus transformed his pet into a manifestation of all evil and hatred into the world and unloaded a death coil and two scourge strikes to the helpless gnome's ugly... beady eyed face.
Until it happened...
At her last breath, at one thousand hit points of energy (her face was bleeding profusely with random HIV related diseases in her blood stream because Brutallus is an unholy death knight), she yelled "8-MILE HAHAHA" and Tazik Shocked a helpless Brutallus after his Anti Magic Shell Faded from Nullifying every single possible DoT and Fear Possible.
It was over, and the warlock had won, not neccessarily because of skill... but he won... effectively and fair
And so Brutallus died for a second time, and every wolf cried NERF, but their pleas fell on deaf ears... so he became apathetic
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS AMS THE TAZIK SHOCK + SKILL OF GULDAN COMBOS, AND YOU TOO WONT GET HIT FOR 9.5K CRITS
and to the warlock: you know who you are