Best paladin ever in all Azeroth environment was Alexandros "the Ashbringer" Mograine so my cow was Mooraine and all others class derived mocking of that name ^^
Tankatonic- becuz i was tired of waiting for dungeon queues
Weaksauce
Whiskeysauce
Rocketsauce - cuz who doesnt like sauce!? (And Tenacious D its a cream dream!)
Angryfish becuz im not a bird nor am i a fish :O
my characters are named bendandcough because when somebody is so fluffy they tend to shed a lil bit and sometime you can choke on the fur cause its in the air and stuffs so like when u get fur in ur mouth u bend and cough cause you're like choking.