Rolling with Oncilla

[Oncilla]

Due to zero demand I made this thread. To be an effective tank such as myself you must do several things. You must do every one of them to be successful.
First you must have a southern accent, I'm from Arkansas so this comes extremely naturally to me.
Second you must use chewing tobacco. This is the most important thing. Nicotine makes you a 10x better tank.
Third you must be obsessed with getting a chopper. I'm finally about to get mine, thanks to donations from Carrot and Thelseypooh.
And last you have to be fully bis other than boa. Boa is overrated.
If you have any questions or disputes please feel free to contact me via comments below.

 

[Oncilla]

More tips:
Pull mobs that aren't necessary to pull. We don't halfway do raids in Fifty.
Raid without some gear. I never use my cloak and half the time I raid with my fishing hat on. When you're level 50 with nearly 10k health you deserve to have fun.
Macro an entire song. My song is Drops of Jupiter by Train. You can use this song also. Spam it during boss fights so everyone can have something to read while raiding.
Always disagree with the raid leader. If Thelse says go left we go right. Bows is my partner in crime for this.
Whenever you take a bio, log out. Go check your bank alt or something, make it seem like you hav more important things to do.
Decide stuff for the group. You're the tank. Do whatever you want. We aren't skipping Garr, I want to kill him.
Always pretend you have more skill than everyone else. Tanking is way harder than anything. Taunt a few things, hit some aoe. So hard.
Make friends with the other tanks. This is actually a good tip. Resume and I use the exact same keybinds, I copied off him. We know each others play style so well we have no need to communicate with one another.
If you're new to tanking, let someone know. I had no idea how to play a warrior when I joined Fifty but between Thirk and Resume here I am.
Call yourself Swagmaster. This makes everyone think you're so much cooler than them.
Have fun. No need in doing something you don't like.

 

[savcav]

also smoke 6lb rocks 666 hail satin

 

[iaccidentallytwink]

Don't forget lack BiS GF'd helm enchants

 

[lindenkron]

Don't forget lack BiS GF'd helm enchants

Oh you are just too happy aren't you.

 

[Galliwix]

More tips:
Pull mobs that aren't necessary to pull. We don't halfway do raids in Fifty.
Raid without some gear. I never use my cloak and half the time I raid with my fishing hat on. When you're level 50 with nearly 10k health you deserve to have fun.
Macro an entire song. My song is Drops of Jupiter by Train. You can use this song also. Spam it during boss fights so everyone can have something to read while raiding.
Always disagree with the raid leader. If Thelse says go left we go right. Bows is my partner in crime for this.
Whenever you take a bio, log out. Go check your bank alt or something, make it seem like you hav more important things to do.
Decide stuff for the group. You're the tank. Do whatever you want. We aren't skipping Garr, I want to kill him.
Always pretend you have more skill than everyone else. Tanking is way harder than anything. Taunt a few things, hit some aoe. So hard.
Make friends with the other tanks. This is actually a good tip. Resume and I use the exact same keybinds, I copied off him. We know each others play style so well we have no need to communicate with one another.
If you're new to tanking, let someone know. I had no idea how to play a warrior when I joined Fifty but between Thirk and Resume here I am.
Call yourself Swagmaster. This makes everyone think you're so much cooler than them.
Have fun. No need in doing something you don't like.

Glad to see you following in my foot steps i can't wait to come back

#GalliwSwag out

 

[malloot]

Dear Oncilla

First of all i want to thank you for this thread, its absolutely invaluable for a starting lvl 50 tank like me.
There are a few problems I am finding in following your awesomeness, that mostly come from me being European (i know its terrible)

First of all my southern accent is crappy as hell, i can say y'all but thats where it stops. There should be some European English accents that fit the bill but I am not sure which one to pick, the combination of sounding absolutely crazy and stupid at the same time in the southern way is hard to come by. Please prescribe me a good alternative or a couple of crappy movies to learn southern from.

Second of all chewing tobacco is very hard to come by, I am dutch so a ton of marijuana is available but makes me a slightly worse tank instead of 10x better (analyzing pulls for half an hour has its benefits, forgetting to bind thunder clap 3 weeks in a row does not). Sniffing tobacco shouldn't be to hard to come by (imported from Switzerland, those crazy bastards use it allot) but try explaining that sound on vent and keeping in denial about coke when your leading the raid like a boss you're supposed to be. I would smoke but as that isn't cool anymore id like to steer clear of that....

I really hope your able to help me with these startup problems!

 

[Oncilla]

Dear Oncilla

First of all i want to thank you for this thread, its absolutely invaluable for a starting lvl 50 tank like me.
There are a few problems I am finding in following your awesomeness, that mostly come from me being European (i know its terrible)

First of all my southern accent is crappy as hell, i can say y'all but thats where it stops. There should be some European English accents that fit the bill but I am not sure which one to pick, the combination of sounding absolutely crazy and stupid at the same time in the southern way is hard to come by. Please prescribe me a good alternative or a couple of crappy movies to learn southern from.

Second of all chewing tobacco is very hard to come by, I am dutch so a ton of marijuana is available but makes me a slightly worse tank instead of 10x better (analyzing pulls for half an hour has its benefits, forgetting to bind thunder clap 3 weeks in a row does not). Sniffing tobacco shouldn't be to hard to come by (imported from Switzerland, those crazy bastards use it allot) but try explaining that sound on vent and keeping in denial about coke when your leading the raid like a boss you're supposed to be. I would smoke but as that isn't cool anymore id like to steer clear of that....

I really hope your able to help me with these startup problems!

I know for a fact Snus is amazing. It should give the same effects. You could try using pot the same way but I dunno how that would work. Sounds like a waste of weed.

 

[endersgame]

Oncilla you forgot to post that i donated to you getting ur chopper to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I demand credit! I demand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You better fucking edit that shit or im coming for you bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got you ur fucking shouldeers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me credit!!!!!!!!! Come at me bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Oncilla]

Oh yeah I wouldn't have gotten my chopper without Noah. He brought me the titansteel and my shoulders. Thank you <3

 

[thelse]

The one thing I do not get is, Carrot gave you 11k I gave you a few K or something, why did you still need 9 titansteel after that and how much gold did you have remaining.