i was in the arathi basin, virtuously defending the forces of the horde against the ongoing encroachment of the villainous alliance eyepatches which continuously surged out of trollbane hall in seemingly insurmountable numbers. all of a sudden, i spotted what i could only assume was their leader - a male human paladin named Kale, who towered above his allies, possibly as the result of a giant growth potion. i alerted my comrades-in-arms, and we rode forward together on a mission to take out this leader of the eyepatches in the hopes that his vanquishing would take the wind out of their sails
as we stormed down from the blacksmith and lumber mill, Kale saw us approaching and began to try to flee. but he was cornered at the edge of the map, and there was nowhere to run. the only question now would be whether or not he would be able to flee the battle before his death ensued. as our spells and blows rained down upon him, he began to raise his arms in an attempt to cast a healing spell. but i valiantly pushed my 'improved counterspell' button, and his efforts to replenish his health pool were proved to be in vain
as he desperately keyboard turned around in confusion and fear, i repeatedly mashed my '1' button in an attempt to cast one last arcane barrage to finish him off. we cheered in glee via our internet voice chat program as he was unable to flee in time before the killing blow was cast. the remaining alliance eyepatch forces, seeing their vanguard fall, began to scatter and run back to trollbane hall in an attempt to escape. but it was too late - the battle-hungry forces of the horde had already cornered them behind their fences and began to farm them in their graveyard
and that is the story of how i was able to defend the honor of the horde vs. the alliance eyepatches and their would-be AFKing leader