(Hass)
Wizard of the ramp
Hi noobs,
This is Xenaria checking in. How are all you scrubs doing? I finished my MBA program and now am making $140K a year as a consultant. I use my $24K signing bonus on a sweet ride. While you noobs were circle jerking in the gulch, I was banging some of the tightest and wettest pusssies college has to offer.
Speaking of pusssies, did my bitchh Pizza ever take my advice and drop out of his shittty Northern Arizona University? Or his he still listing his afking ability on his resume? I truly feel sorry for Pizza and all you pathetic losers who are still addicted to WoW. Have fun failing at life. I'll see you guys around when you waiting my table or cleaning my hotel room or checking in my luggage.
Here is my advice: Build up some will power and quit WoW. Jesus and all religion is bullshitt. Go to a good school and make a ton of money. Later nubs.
1/10.. the more likely story is you're riding your bicycle to and from an internship trying to land a mail clerk or secretary while waiting tables at night to cover the bills for your 3 x 5 studio apartment.