OMFG Somebody help me

I'm surprised to find this thread devoid of falcon punch references, you disappoint me, falkor/IAT
 
Next time u see her tell her u have a twin and it was him she hooked up with not you… then give her a fake number,fake ur twins death,change ur name, and move out of town
 
Um I'm failing to understand why she didn't tell you before you ran into her in the supermarket. What if you never bumped into her?
 

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