Ode to Gnomes

Tinkerton

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not really an ode, per se, but a pretty good comment snatched from The Daily Grind: Are tiny races persecuted? | Massively



You know why people look down on them? When you go into a PVP game they run around you without a care in the world, because you can't click on them to pick them out of the crowd. So you frantically tap auto-target, praying you can snag one of them before it's too late. It won't help, however, as you can never see the target highlight on them until it passes them by far too quickly.



Then you begin to run as quickly as possible away from those short devils while their tiny little rogues stab you in the back. Meanwhile, a group for 30 mini mages stand behind a single massive tank, shielding them from view.



As your entire PvP group falls to the little bastards you curse silently as you weep to yourself, the tears falling freely to your keyboard.



This is why I enjoy playing small characters.
 

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