"The eggs are great! Thanks, John's mom!"
Bahahaha snap!
"The eggs are great! Thanks, John's mom!"
Conq screamed and I went into the shed, grabbed a cinder-block and a decent length of rope with every intention of tying the cinder-block to his left ankle and throwing him in the river right down the street. But as I approached him, Conq looked at me with such an innocent gaze, and I knew right then and there that I couldn't go through with it. So i dropped the rope, and Conq took me by the hand and escorted me through the woods.
We were walking for about 10 minutes, Conq and I finally reached the end of the path, after an awkward time of holding hands without saying a word to each other. I look down at a picnic basket, with a an abundance of flowers and snacks, and a sleeping bag for when the fun is about to start *wink wink*. Conq has finally warmed my heart.
Wtf does that even mean? Conq
[MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] just might be sleeping while I type this unnecessary comment!
No hehe watching the new ted