Joke of the Day

Allybeboba

Allybeboba

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I figure this section needs a little ray of sunshine. So without further adieu...

What is better than a rose on your piano?
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Tulips on your organ!!

/cheers

Sweeysydney..
 
what's the difference between a giraffe and a jcb?

one's got hydraulics, the other's got high bollocks
 
How many hunters does it take to screw it a light bulb?




0. The hunter can't figure it out so the pet monkey does it.
 
One balloon and the other float through the desert until the one says, "WATCH OUT!!!....


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Why do hardcore raiders smell so bad?



They never wipe.
 
Raiding jokes you say?

I suspect many of our F2Pers may have never seen vanilla. Although some may have seen this vid though. Actually, only the sound was recorded. Video recording was not as prevalent eight years ago as it is now. I still laugh each time I see it.

Onyxia Wipe Animation - YouTube

Sweetsydney...
 
Allybeboba said:
Raiding jokes you say?

I suspect many of our F2Pers may have never seen vanilla. Although some may have seen this vid though. Actually, only the sound was recorded. Video recording was not as prevalent eight years ago as it is now. I still laugh each time I see it.

Sweetsydney...
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Still makes me laugh after all this time. More DoTs! Nerd rage FTW!
 
Boyfriend to girlfriend

Gf: plz don't go i wanna talk to u more
Bf: sorry bby i really need to go
Gf: plzzzzzz bby
Bf: listen my mom says that if i don't turn off the pc she will smash my head on the keyblkdghsgifjeip;ghwlihgraoihqa;pdg
 
Allybeboba said:
Raiding jokes you say?

I suspect many of our F2Pers may have never seen vanilla. Although some may have seen this vid though. Actually, only the sound was recorded. Video recording was not as prevalent eight years ago as it is now. I still laugh each time I see it.

Onyxia Wipe Animation - YouTube

Sweetsydney...
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Havent seen this in ages thx a lot :) I miss that time..

The guy from that group prob. now runs a day care center!
 
Alpha :

Hey there Timmy, do you know how many f2p rogues does it take to kill a p2p pala ?

Little Timmy :

No Mr. Alpha, how many f2p rogues does it take to kill a p2p pala ?

Alpha :

Well Timmy, you need 2 rogues...

Little Timmy :

How come Mr. Alpha ?

Alpha :

Well Timmy, you need 1 rogue to make him bubble and the second one to kill him in Dalaran after he HS's.
 
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What do you call a lake filled with Resto Druids?
A HoT tub

What do you call a lake with Paladins?
A bubble bath

What does a Tauren use to count his money?
A cowculator

What did the Resto Druid say to the Worgen who was flirting with her?
You're barking up the wrong tree

I love GM jokes <3
 
Bestasky said:
Alpha :

Hey there Timmy, do you know how many f2p rogues does it take to kill a p2p pala ?

Little Timmy :

No Mr. Alpha, how many f2p rogues does it take to kill a p2p pala ?

Alpha :

Well Timmy, you need 2 rogues...

Little Timmy :

How come Mr. Alpha ?

Alpha :

Well Timmy, you need 1 rogue to make him bubble and the second one to kill him in Dalaran after he HS's.
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Little timmy:

Alpha, do you know why the warrior was so bad at The auction house?

Alpha:

No, why was the warrior so bad at the auction house?

Little timmy:

Because he CHARGED too much hahaha

Alpha:

Its not funny timmy. Its not funny.
 
Whatgoesup said:
I love GM jokes <3
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GM once told me: "How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?

"I don't know, how many?"

"Six. One to hold the bulb, and five to drink until the room spins."
 
So it was lunch time at a watch tower that was under construction and among the crew was a human, a dwarf and a dumb orc.

The human open his lunch and he had cheese again and he said "man! If I get cheese for lunch one more time I'm gonna jump off the highest part of this tower and fall to my death!"

Then the dwarf opened his lunch and got sausage ...again. The dwarf said "if I get sausage again for lunch I'm going to jump off this tower and fall to my death."

And then the dumb orc opened his lunch and it was moldy bread. The dumb orc went into blood furry and yelled "if I get moldy bread one more time I'm gonna jump off this tower and fall to my death! "

So the next day it was lunch time at the watch tower again. The human got cheese so he jumped off off the tower and fell to his death. Then the dwarf opened his lunch and it was sausage so he jumped off the tower to his death. And at last the dumb orc opened his lunch and it was moldy bread so he jumped off the tower and fell to his death.

At the funeral the wives of the 3 were there. The wife of the human said "I didn't know he was sick of cheese. I could've packed him cake or something." Then the dwarf's wife said "I did not know he didn't like sausage ... I could have packed him boar ribs." Then the human wife and the dwarf wife looked at the dumb orcs wife waiting for an explanation. Then the dumb orcs wife said "don't look at me..... he packed his own lunch"
 
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