iaccidentallytwink
Guild Master
ohai. Quelfep is bad.
String Theory: (AN IAT ORIGINAL)
For some nice lulz on a Friday afternoon, and to piss people off without getting caught, this is always a good idea.
1. Buy a spool of thread. Have one person hold the spool, the other the end of the thread. The person holding the spool should took it neatly into their jacket while still holding it.
2. Proceed, while holding the thread between each other, to go into a crowd of people. Dark blue thread is almost invisible, both day and night, and it's the preferred choice for trolling.
3. Zig-zag through the crowd. I recommend running or looking like you're in a hurry. Don't draw attention.
4. Move out of the crowd and proceed ahead. You will see an almost IMMEDIATE reaction from the group behind you. People will be looking around wondering WTF just happened!? The second you hear this, your friend drops the thread, you look confused, spin around, and without touching the spool, wave your hands around your legs in confusion and cut the connection (so your spool is safe, and noone will ever suspect you!)
5. I have done this dozens of times IRL, it's my favorite thing to do when you're on a $1 budget! I recommend Subway Station streets when people are just walking out.
Alternate String Theory:
Similar to above, but what you do is use a road. Stretch the string across the road and hide. As soon as a car catches the string, it will move around the neighborhood almost instantly, you'll see a reaction at every street corner the car passes through, as people cross the street and get caught between it.
I might consider filming my next String Theory trolling section. Stay tuned for details!
String Theory: (AN IAT ORIGINAL)
For some nice lulz on a Friday afternoon, and to piss people off without getting caught, this is always a good idea.
1. Buy a spool of thread. Have one person hold the spool, the other the end of the thread. The person holding the spool should took it neatly into their jacket while still holding it.
2. Proceed, while holding the thread between each other, to go into a crowd of people. Dark blue thread is almost invisible, both day and night, and it's the preferred choice for trolling.
3. Zig-zag through the crowd. I recommend running or looking like you're in a hurry. Don't draw attention.
4. Move out of the crowd and proceed ahead. You will see an almost IMMEDIATE reaction from the group behind you. People will be looking around wondering WTF just happened!? The second you hear this, your friend drops the thread, you look confused, spin around, and without touching the spool, wave your hands around your legs in confusion and cut the connection (so your spool is safe, and noone will ever suspect you!)
5. I have done this dozens of times IRL, it's my favorite thing to do when you're on a $1 budget! I recommend Subway Station streets when people are just walking out.
Alternate String Theory:
Similar to above, but what you do is use a road. Stretch the string across the road and hide. As soon as a car catches the string, it will move around the neighborhood almost instantly, you'll see a reaction at every street corner the car passes through, as people cross the street and get caught between it.
I might consider filming my next String Theory trolling section. Stay tuned for details!
