How's your luck today with Fishing Contest? (Just came here to boast)

A few weeks ago now, after many months of extreme fishing every Sunday, I finally caught the elusive Keefer's Angelfish!

Later that night, however, my computer started having weird graphical errors. Looking back, my luck being too good to be true, I should have virus scanned that hat before I equipped it.

Anyway, the next morning, my computer was completely bricked! So now I can't awe noobs with my pally's kraken-like stamina, or even play WoW at all!

The moral of the story is, be careful what you fish for (and stay away from weird Balkan porn sites).

Or you'll end up posting on TI from a hand-me-down Wii! *,,,,*
D:

Come back soon!





My luck with fishing on priest: Still none. But I got lucky on my Shaman a few weeks ago, so no complaining. Much.

Rewrote the Fishing Blues a bit though.

I instantly remembered this song. I'm pretty sure Woody was an avid F2P fisherman.


Fishing Keefer's Blues


I went down to [Stranglethorn Vale]
Threw out my line, drank [Imported Ale]
Something grabs my hook an' I think [Keefer] at last
A [Shadowmaw Panther] interrupts the cast

Jumped out to water, still got killed
Turns out I was flagged for PvP



Fishing down on the sandy bank
I felt a pull and give a big yank
I hauled out a [Raw Spotted Yellowtail]
And three
[Old Boots] and a [Torn Sail]

Handed it in
For the
[Warsong Offensive]


Sittin' on a hill on my [Darkmoon Bear]
And I hadn't caught nothin' but I didn't much care
I guess I was pretty well satisfied
Alt-tabbed to TwinkInfo, checkin' out a guide

Takin' it easy. Just afk'ing
[Lure] been gone off that pole for near an hour



You go a-fishin', I'll tell you how to play
You go set your hearth to
[Booty Bay]
Take your fishin' pole to a
[Mixed Ocean School]
And throw it way out in the middle of the pool

Find you forty [Tastyfish] to win somethin'
Don't need more, forget all about them



Jumped in the water and I went down deep
There was a [19 Pound Catfish] lying there asleep
Jumped on his back and rode him into town
Saddled him up and he turned into a mount

Turns out I was dreaming
Slept through the whole tournament



Sharing pools is an iffy thing
Chat turns angry, people arguin'
When the mood goes bad, the fish all run
Sit all day and not catch a-one

'Cept [Longjaw Mud Snapper]s,
[Sickly Fish]
Few little suckers



I swam out to this [Yojamba] place
Caught myself a [Steelscale Crushfish] mace
Brung him home, back to [Orgrimmar]
Plannin' most awesome mog by far

Can't mog, got depressed
Sold him for
25
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This recent Sunday, I took me a notion
To go out a-fishin' in the middle of the ocean
On the pirate shore, keep on trying
Four PM an' I wind up crying

He a twink-eater, tough customer
And I wasn't quite tough enough



Late last night I had me a dream
I was out fishin' in a [Rumsey] stream
Set up a [Picnic] and a [Foam Sword Rack]
Threw out my line and fished up stack after stack
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Done pretty good 'til Blizz nerfed the drink
So I sold my Rum back to [Old Man Heming]
 
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first time i've try to do the fishing contest,first pool and not to mention at fishing lvl 16 i got Keefer

guess luck matters and not fishing lvl

Edit: and yes, i've rerol a lock
 
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No LFH, but I did get formula: enchant bracers +1 spirit out of a message in a bottle. So no more need to farm for that.

Then a lvl 28 or 29 naga attacked me and dropped Razzashi Hatchling. Too bad I don't care about pet collecting.


It has been about a year since I caught a Keefer
 
On my new level 20 orc fury warrior, it was my first time since TBC that I've ever done a fishing tourney, and I barely knew what to do except for fish in nodes, right?

So 22ish minutes into my first tourney on that character... Keefer drops.... and before my auto-loot could loot it, I get ganked. I was furious and tempted to give up that character altogether, but 5 nodes later, it drops again and I was so happy. The entirety of BWL was pissed at me for getting a fishing hat 30ish minutes into a tournie on my first tourny practically ever.
 
... Hearthed to booty bay on my hunter with 40 fish ready to turn in, about to come first, screen froze completely and I was forced to reset.
When I finally got back into the game, all three spots were won.

/shrug
I can't really blame anyone but myself being too stubborn to get a new computer.
 
Got all rares. Won first, second and third place + got like gold cap from handing in all my extra tasty fishes. Which is liek 10 gold pieces 1 saphire and 2 yellow gems

In other words. Yes I beat the game
 

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