How do you wipe?

[Tom Ganks]

Been missing donor’s polls lately so I thought I’d make this

 

[handsomedgc]

Missing the 'dont' option.

 

[Conzil]

If you don’t do reach around u doing it wrong

 

[Anexa]

I think you underestimate how much time you can save by just standing up and walk away after you're done.

People believe it takes time to take a shit, but it's actually the @$$ wiping part that is the most time consuming part. So just skip doing it and don't let your friends be waiting, regardless if it's e-friends or real life friends.

 

[Tom Ganks]

I think you underestimate how much time you can save by just standing up and walk away after you're done.

People believe it takes time to take a shit, but it's actually the @$$ wiping part that is the most time consuming part. So just skip doing it and don't let your friends be waiting, regardless if it's e-friends or real life friends.

 

[Allybeboba]

Crumple or fold?

/cheers

 

[Conzil]

Crumple or fold?

/cheers

Depends on the mood
I’m 80% fold, 20% crumble

Also depends on the kind of toilet paper, is it thick or not? Cuz I never crumble thick ones.

 

[Blazai]

i consume the paper so as im shitting it out it cleans for me

 

[Chops]

Gotta get yall on the patented Chops 3 Stage Wipe Kit

 

[Warlord Daboo]

What a thread. Some of y’all got dirty asses :O

 

[Counsel]

bidet has always intrigued me, butt i haven't plunged into those murky waters just yet.

 

[fungchewuchi]

when i was young, i used toilet paper as-is. after years of see-through super-thin tp at college I can't NOT fold it in half before use no matter how thick.

edit: missing option: heel it down the shower drain

 

[Sketchbag]

You know in Demolition Man they used 3 shells...

 

[Tom Ganks]

If you use wet wipes, you’re a menace to society