Most 24's wouldn't survive a 5k either. Bad-a-bing! I kid; I kid.
But srsly, I have been a bit harsh on the Twinkies, but I just think things have been to cosy bewteen f2ps and 24s lately. I just wanted to stir the pot a little. Listen, if you are going to roll a p2p in this bracket, please do me the favor of at least twinking your character a little. I think the better players in this bracket reserve at least that much respect. Give crappy geared twinks crap for sucking. Give sucky players crap for sucking. We've been far too tolerant of tards for too long.
I mean I suppose you could try being nice to them and help them, but we all know why they came here—to roflstomp noobs—the very least they can do is not get wiped in mid by scrubs, after letting the FCs run all over them. As a twink, you've got to bring something to the bracket, either in skill or gear or leadership or something, anthing. Maybe your the x-factor. I don't care what it is, but get on it.
tl,dr: JUST DO SOMETHING.