-Funny Anti-Jokes Are Funny-
1 - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust
2 - How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Set her alarm for a reasonable hour.
3 - Why did the boy drop his icecream in the middle of the road? He was hit by a car.
4 - What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.
5 - Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
6 - What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.
7 - Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.
8 - Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's good.
9 - How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family.
10 - KnockKnock
Who's there?
The Police, you're entire family died in a terrible accident.
1 - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust
2 - How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Set her alarm for a reasonable hour.
3 - Why did the boy drop his icecream in the middle of the road? He was hit by a car.
4 - What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.
5 - Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
6 - What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.
7 - Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.
8 - Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's good.
9 - How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family.
10 - KnockKnock
Who's there?
The Police, you're entire family died in a terrible accident.
