Goodbye WoW

Derpyslave

Veteran
The new expansion has screwed over all of my characters for the last time. I'm sick of spending thousands of hours and tens of thousands of gold to gear up my character only for Blizz to douche it all up every single god-damn time a new expansion comes out. I'm done, all the characters are deleted, personal guild is disbanded, and the first lucky rando I ran into in Orgrimmar got close to 50k gold.

I stopped playing PVP because I was sick of all the hunters ruining every game, but I kept my toons so I could PVE when I was bored. Now my favorite spec- Fury Warrior is trash and I have around 40 items that need to be replaced thanks to the green gear being shat on. I'm not spending hundreds more hours running the same damn dungeons praying for sockets to proc so that's it for me.

Now sound the cannons in memory of the fallen members of the guild Ðancing Panda:

Ðerpy- the shaman
Ðerp- the warrior
Ðerpyderp- the priest
Ðerps- the rogue
Ðerped- the hunter
Ðerping- the monk
Ðerpeh- the mage
and the newest member, Ðerpette- a level 11 death knight

Thanks for the memories and happy farming.
 
Hear this? I---oO <-- worlds smallest violin. 3 things L2P! You didn't HAVE to leave classic wow, you chose to! Fact is, game changes, learn to play. "NO PITY" "No remorse" "No Hugs" (rogue) you want hugs tt a pally.
Fact is, if you can't adapt you probably should have not bothered twinking in the first place. IOW you were no damn good to begin with. All you got is pay to win gear and no skill. All you have to do now, is play an alt, farm heirlooms and fill the other slots with BIS. Remember, lev35+ TBC enchants!
 
Hear this? I---oO <-- worlds smallest violin. 3 things! You didn't HAVE to post cringe, you chose to! Fact is, humor changes, learn to post. "NO PITY" "No remorse" "No Hugs".
Fact is, if you can't adapt you probably should have not bothered posting in the first place. IOW you were no damn good to begin with. All you got is dad jokes and no skill. All you have to do now, is go on twitter and copy the next guys joke. Remember, don’t post cringe!
 
Hear this? I---oO <-- worlds smallest violin. 3 things! You didn't HAVE to post cringe, you chose to! Fact is, humor changes, learn to post. "NO PITY" "No remorse" "No Hugs".
Fact is, if you can't adapt you probably should have not bothered posting in the first place. IOW you were no damn good to begin with. All you got is dad jokes and no skill. All you have to do now, is go on twitter and copy the next guys joke. Remember, don’t post cringe!
What joke? Guy is looking for a pity party and I'm not celebrating. Game changed.. oh boo hoo hoo.. just like it has since it first came online. You don't throw a hissy fit and dump all you have, you adapt and deal with it. If all this guy has is gear, he shouldn't be playing, he'll get trashed by the first skilled lev19 free acct twink he runs into. The guy's whole post reminded me of that 1 kid..."OH YEAH? Well I'm taking my ball and I am going home..." for you millennials that is a reference to when kids played outside, like pick up baseball games and such.
So the game changed. You adapt. You don't go on a forum crying about it like a snot nosed 7 year old who got pitched out without a swing.
OH I spent 50k gold and farmed gear and everyone is better than me.. waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, I quit.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home": Eric Cartman.
PS "no hugs" is a repost referencing no buff from rogues. "You want hugs, see a Pally"
PPS "You chose to leave classic". The only time you could progress from wow classic to the next expac (TBC) was at launch of TBC. You stayed or moved to a TBC server. Currently, this is no longer an option. If you start on a wow classic server, you stay there. So had the OP stayed on his original server, nothing would have changed.
 
Last edited:
What joke? Guy is looking for a pity party and I'm not celebrating. Game changed.. oh boo hoo hoo.. just like it has since it first came online. You don't throw a hissy fit and dump all you have, you adapt and deal with it
I mean, if the games changed in such a way that its no longer a game you want to play or creates an inverse incentive re: time spent vs reward, then its fine for people to say goodbye and walk away.

Some guy posing as a tough love, hardcore real-talk badass online doesnt change that.
 
I mean, if the games changed in such a way that its no longer a game you want to play or creates an inverse incentive re: time spent vs reward, then its fine for people to say goodbye and walk away.

Some guy posing as a tough love, hardcore real-talk badass online doesnt change that.
Looked like a rant from where I am sitting. No "Farewell my friends" anywhere to be seen.
You don't see me posting about not playing wow live for years because they nerfed my warlock to the point a new lev 90 (at the time) did higher dps than a 100 lock, do you? I don't play live now, i just don't like the world changes. (level 60 kobalds in the starter zone???) Level 60 "Gloves of the fang???"
 
Looked like a rant from where I am sitting. No "Farewell my friends" anywhere to be seen.
the next time someone posts a goodbye, I'll make sure to send them your way for approval first. Gotta make sure people quit the game in a manner that doesnt upset some guy who hasnt played or posted on the forums in almost a decade.
 
the next time someone posts a goodbye, I'll make sure to send them your way for approval first. Gotta make sure people quit the game in a manner that doesnt upset some guy who hasnt played or posted on the forums in almost a decade.
It should be stickied and in the R.O.C. of this site tbh.
 
What joke? Guy is looking for a pity party and I'm not celebrating. Game changed.. oh boo hoo hoo.. just like it has since it first came online. You don't throw a hissy fit and dump all you have, you adapt and deal with it. If all this guy has is gear, he shouldn't be playing, he'll get trashed by the first skilled lev19 free acct twink he runs into. The guy's whole post reminded me of that 1 kid..."OH YEAH? Well I'm taking my ball and I am going home..." for you millennials that is a reference to when kids played outside, like pick up baseball games and such.
So the game changed. You adapt. You don't go on a forum crying about it like a snot nosed 7 year old who got pitched out without a swing.
OH I spent 50k gold and farmed gear and everyone is better than me.. waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, I quit.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home": Eric Cartman.
PS "no hugs" is a repost referencing no buff from rogues. "You want hugs, see a Pally"
PPS "You chose to leave classic". The only time you could progress from wow classic to the next expac (TBC) was at launch of TBC. You stayed or moved to a TBC server. Currently, this is no longer an option. If you start on a wow classic server, you stay there. So had the OP stayed on his original server, nothing would have changed.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Well... that escalated quickly
Garregish let the man have his goodbye, if he wants to leave the wow scene let him do so, anybody who spent at least a decent amount of time doing something will want to quit ''officialy'' in order to truly quit (here WoW but anything else like any activity or even a job). It's a step as it helps telling yourself "okay this time it's done for good" you don't have to be a douche to him, not everyone has the patience and the time to always re-gear at the rythm Blizz breaks stuff.
Btw Derpyslave, happy retirement ;)
 
Hear this? I---oO <-- worlds smallest violin.

Kind words from a beloved member of our community :)
N1z4CC8.jpg
 
Thread devolved from a man who just can't stand blizzard's abusive relationship to an argument about some dumbass who doesn't like the way the first guy expresses his frustration in blizzard's abusive design flaw. God I miss this forum.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

nice 4chan copypasta
 
Cya derp I hope you have a good one and find a new game you can get behind. I also kinda feel burned out with the diea of regearing all my toons ( some I cant because the dungeons are broken atm) and farming down sockets on rng peices.

Luckily I like just doing dungeons and pew pewing things so I will stay.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top