I was walking through the woods one day, in the very merry month of may, when to my surprise i beheld plantinum angel in the skies, and i threw my pikachu its way... it recieved 9 damage, more than its pitiful 6 def, but because the darksteel forge was in play it could not be destroyed, and i could not win! I called the sudanese water rat pirates and told them to bring all their ratatas to help me combat this undestroyable foe, as i played my sculpting steel to create a copy of the angel. then a purple ho-oh appeared and cast hyper beam on the sudanese pirates and turned them to ashes, i pulled out my q-35 plasma rifle and began burning through my mf-mc charges, attempting to turn the ho-oh into green goo. then the foot clan showed up and harpooned the ho-oh and pulled its feathers off so they could finish their rain dance. i i saw the ho-oh in distress and jumped in with my all-american marksman carbine and gunned all the foot clan down, but the platinum angel prevented me from winning so i lost by killing them. i played my 5 ornithcopters and tapped 25 swamps to get 25 black mana and played my darksteel reactor, but the ho-oh played its trap card and destroyed my shoes. i was running away from the fight trying to protect my pixie stix when the angel knifed ho-oh and came after me. i turned around and threw my broken pokedex at it, causing it to burst into flames and implode! then i rushed to the forge and summoned my hitmonchan and had it spam commet punch all over its face. then i realized that vampiromon was hiding in the rafters and it flew down and turned into a pink fairy and absorbed my hitmonchan, so i threw a plasma grenade and began dropping c-4 throughout the forge. i summoned my suicine and told it to hold off the vampiromon but it was too late it had already been pwned with a stick by a farfetch'd. i clicked my detonator and it blew upand i won.