good day(not for farfetch'd)

I was walking through the woods one day, in the very merry month of may, when to my surprise i beheld plantinum angel in the skies, and i threw my pikachu its way... it recieved 9 damage, more than its pitiful 6 def, but because the darksteel forge was in play it could not be destroyed, and i could not win! I called the sudanese water rat pirates and told them to bring all their ratatas to help me combat this undestroyable foe, as i played my sculpting steel to create a copy of the angel. then a purple ho-oh appeared and cast hyper beam on the sudanese pirates and turned them to ashes, i pulled out my q-35 plasma rifle and began burning through my mf-mc charges, attempting to turn the ho-oh into green goo. then the foot clan showed up and harpooned the ho-oh and pulled its feathers off so they could finish their rain dance. i i saw the ho-oh in distress and jumped in with my all-american marksman carbine and gunned all the foot clan down, but the platinum angel prevented me from winning so i lost by killing them. i played my 5 ornithcopters and tapped 25 swamps to get 25 black mana and played my darksteel reactor, but the ho-oh played its trap card and destroyed my shoes. i was running away from the fight trying to protect my pixie stix when the angel knifed ho-oh and came after me. i turned around and threw my broken pokedex at it, causing it to burst into flames and implode! then i rushed to the forge and summoned my hitmonchan and had it spam commet punch all over its face. then i realized that vampiromon was hiding in the rafters and it flew down and turned into a pink fairy and absorbed my hitmonchan, so i threw a plasma grenade and began dropping c-4 throughout the forge. i summoned my suicine and told it to hold off the vampiromon but it was too late it had already been pwned with a stick by a farfetch'd. i clicked my detonator and it blew upand i won.
 
Antísocial said:
I said hightec pokemon...not pokemon....new pokemons r liek digimons and we all now digimon is bad:/



i see, i do agree, i dont like the new pokemon.

i like the old school with baulbasaur or whatever and picachu and brock, brock was cool
 
Yrat brock was the beste!

But the great thing is dat brock is on tv nowdays on MTV!

Program is called brock hogan knows beste!
 
Antísocial said:
Yrat brock was the beste!

But the great thing is dat brock is on tv nowdays on MTV!

Program is called brock hogan knows beste!



oh god lol i dont even
 

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