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I know this is a little deep, but this is the best place for this topic.
Obviously, in an online argument, one of a douche's favorite defensive maneuvers is to assume the offending party has never had sex. To me, this is a retarded tactic, and it really surprises me how many people are actually affected by it. If you ever look at a huge argument on Youtube that fills the whole comment section with "@blahblah Fuck you kid, @youtubekid Get a life", you'll notice that somewhere down the line one of the people is accused of being a virgin and 9 times out of 10 the accused will respond defensively, either saying they have definitely had sex (which may well be true), or accusing the other person of being a virgin, too.
Why does nobody ever bring up that using a platitude like that is a fucking waste of time and is never in context in any argument? We all know sex is just a means of propagation for any organism and that giving in to your urges to receive a dopamine reward doesn't and shouldn't make you worthy of respect. If anything, hounding after women is a sign of weakness, and behind those sunglasses and flat brimmed hat is a fucking chimp. Do yourself a favor and if anyone tries to use the "get laid" tactic in an argument, put them in their place. In before the first comment, which is probably going to be a troll saying "get laid". If you post that, then I'll know you're TL;DR . What do you guys think about this common tactic, especially on the internet?


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Edit: People seem to think I posted this like I was Rick Santorum or some shit. I'm not a moral purist, not religious, and I don't mind people having sex. In fact, its basically a necessity for happiness. I'm just opposed to people treating sex like some sort of achievement or really anything other than a testosterone trip. That's what I meant when I said this:
"We all know sex is just a means of propagation for any organism".
I don't fucking care if you have sex, I want to at any opportunity like everyone else. I'm just saying that the amount of sex you have shouldn't equate to how much respect you get from your bros.
 
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sex is overrated anyway. just because i CHOOSE not to have sex doesnt mean i cant get any
 
OP needs to get laid
 
We all know sex is just a means of propagation for any organism
lol mindless sheeple. Sex is fun and fuck having kids. Enjoy your overpopulation and needless struggles. Shit ain't worth it.
 
how is he a sheeple, he's probably just asexual or gay. and as for the overpopulation comment, i think Idiocracy is a great counterpoint
 
Well OP there are a number of ways of getting your dopamine fix. The thing is, if practiced correctly (i.e. protection) then the rewards can outweigh the effort. Plus as long as you are not socially inept or have a face like a "chewed up bacon sandwich", then it is also free. (Paying a lady of the night for services withstanding).

You could of course go and get your fix another way like pumping your system full of illicit substances or intesive exercise, but those will either be more costly or more detrimental to your wellbeing.

Also propogation has many beneficial side effects like reducing stress, improving circulation and general happiness/wellbeing.

You could always stoop to their level and come back with the usual "I lost mine with your mother" etc..etc.. :p
 
I know this is a little deep, but this is the best place for this topic.
Obviously, in an online argument, one of a douche's favorite defensive maneuvers is to assume the offending party has never had sex. To me, this is a retarded tactic, and it really surprises me how many people are actually affected by it. If you ever look at a huge argument on Youtube that fills the whole comment section with "@blahblah Fuck you kid, @youtubekid Get a life", you'll notice that somewhere down the line one of the people is accused of being a virgin and 9 times out of 10 the accused will respond defensively, either saying they have definitely had sex (which may well be true), or accusing the other person of being a virgin, too.
Why does nobody ever bring up that using a platitude like that is a fucking waste of time and is never in context in any argument? We all know sex is just a means of propagation for any organism and that giving in to your urges to receive a dopamine reward doesn't and shouldn't make you worthy of respect. If anything, hounding after women is a sign of weakness, and behind those sunglasses and flat brimmed hat is a fucking chimp. Do yourself a favor and if anyone tries to use the "get laid" tactic in an argument, put them in their place. In before the first comment, which is probably going to be a troll saying "get laid". If you post that, then I'll know you're TL;DR :). What do you guys think about this common tactic, especially on the internet?

Couldn't agree more, every time I see this insult I /facepalm a little. Especially when it's used on me.
Because traditionally, when you accuse someone of being a virgin as an insult you're using that insult on a guy. To insult a girl you would call her sexually promiscuous (in layman's terms, a whore or slut) so my reaction to being called a virgin is usually: "Um,... thanks?" The fact that the insults are precisely opposite and gender dependent seems rather off imho, especially considering that the person making the comment is rarely in the position to have any actual knowledge of what the person they're insulting is doing or not doing in their personal life.
 
Couldn't agree more, every time I see this insult I /facepalm a little. Especially when it's used on me.
Because traditionally, when you accuse someone of being a virgin as an insult you're using that insult on a guy. To insult a girl you would call her sexually promiscuous (in layman's terms, a whore or slut) so my reaction to being called a virgin is usually: "Um,... thanks?" The fact that the insults are precisely opposite and gender dependent seems rather off imho, especially considering that the person making the comment is rarely in the position to have any actual knowledge of what the person they're insulting is doing or not doing in their personal life.
where it goes off track is when he says that sex is only for a means of propagation, and it snowballs to derp from there
 
Couldn't agree more, every time I see this insult I /facepalm a little. Especially when it's used on me.
Because traditionally, when you accuse someone of being a virgin as an insult you're using that insult on a guy. To insult a girl you would call her sexually promiscuous (in layman's terms, a whore or slut) so my reaction to being called a virgin is usually: "Um,... thanks?" The fact that the insults are precisely opposite and gender dependent seems rather off imho, especially considering that the person making the comment is rarely in the position to have any actual knowledge of what the person they're insulting is doing or not doing in their personal life.

Huh?

everytime i have sex, the women is the man of the bed.

What?
 
i find it funny when someone uses it as an arguement, what does someones sex life have to do with there taste in a video or music anyway? kids these days
 

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