Funny Fun Facts

Here are some fun facts I found funny :]





1)80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women



2)For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.



3)Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer



4) The average 21 year old has spent 5,000 hours playing video games, has exchanged 250,000 e-mails, instant and text messages and has spent 10,000 hours on the mobile phone.



5)23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.



6) Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.



7) Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.



8)In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!



9) In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute"



10) The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.



11) 15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toes.



12) About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.



13) Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. Girls don't seem to have this problem.



14) Forty percent of Americans have never visited a dentist.



15)Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.



16) People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left)



17) The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.



18) Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.



19) In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King.



20) In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.



21)In West Virginia if you run over an animal, you can legally take it home and cook it for dinner!



22) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
 
Twinkytoes said:
19) In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King.



And this is where our commonly used word, Fuck, comes from.



F Fornication

U Under

C Consent of the

K King
 
Which head is chopped off?
 
Twinkytoes said:
Here are some fun facts I found funny :]





1)80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women



2)For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.



3)Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer



4) The average 21 year old has spent 5,000 hours playing video games, has exchanged 250,000 e-mails, instant and text messages and has spent 10,000 hours on the mobile phone.



5)23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.



6) Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.



7) Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.



8)In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!



9) In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute"



10) The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.



11) 15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toes.



12) About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.



13) Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. Girls don't seem to have this problem.



14) Forty percent of Americans have never visited a dentist.



15)Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.



16) People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left)



17) The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.



18) Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.



19) In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King.



20) In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.



21)In West Virginia if you run over an animal, you can legally take it home and cook it for dinner!



22) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.



1) This maybe the reason for the spike in divorce.



2) This maybe the reason others do not get divorced.



3) After he stole the idea for the processor, he must know where all the best product ideas come from.



4) duh.



5) The should just photo copy stuff from 1 and 2.



6) I think all insurance companies in Britain, should provide insurance plans for protection from all types of nuts not just one.



7) Are these deaths? Or just smell like something died?



8) This is called a "job site" to the blue collar worker and the prize is bragging rights.



9) In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute". Sure, if the dad is an "ass" and the mom is a "paid whore" it is the same as naming them "junior"



10) I would call that a consevative amount.



11) You sick bastards.



12) The other 1/3 still live with their parents.



13) Yet I see the most bazzar names come from them when naming a warcraft toon and females have the normal name.



14) I like dentist but hate doctors. They both practice medicine, I figure when then get it right I will start going. Good thing my dentist is close to perfecting it and having a hot lady that clean your teeth helps.



15) When they piss in your shoes later and eat the morning paper you will know why.



16) Unless you are in politics, then you look straight at the teleprompter.



17) I watched a movie called the beautiful truth and stopped eating ALL of that crap.



18) Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Blood donor is a nice thing to do on your part. Ever wonder why they want it for free? So they can make 100% profit. If I give it for free, you should give it to the next person for free.



19) In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King. Screw that guy, I'm doin' it.



20) This is due to spring break, the one singing is the one ready to be, umm plucked.



21) In Louisiana this is just called "The meals on wheels" free dinner.



22) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Note to self: Do not go to Indonesia.
 
Even though I usually find bringing back several month old threads bad, its in the Tavern ... so /shrug.



Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".



No president of the United States was an only child.



Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.



The hardness of ice is similar to that of concrete.



Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off



Ants never sleep



The human brain is 80% water.



Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.



Singapore has only one train station.



Canada is an Indian word meaning ''Big Village''.



Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats



A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.



In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated
 

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