Frogturtle has been sent to prison.

Neebler

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Hello and Shalom, twink community. Some of you may remember me from a few months ago, an active Legion twink rogue, Neebler.

Recently, a huge, toxic meme from the pond made a splash (heh) on XPoff by the name of Frogturtle. He was an invention, an experiment designed to prove absolutely nothing. After carefully analyzing Frogturtle's contributions to the community, I discerned a like/dislike ratio of about 1/6, well below his arbitrary goal of 1/25. His disease-spreading memery was only just beginning, so the good people who run XPoff.com took the side of the community and sent him to e-prison.

Great initiative.

While one or two of you may lament the absence of Frogturtle, I am here to announce that while he is gone for now, he is not gone forever. I have been working closely with Frogturtle to convince him that trolling XPoff is an ethically immoral and unproductive venture. His response so far to his rehabilitation has been positive, and when his sentence has been fulfilled, I believe he will use his powers for good.

To those who suffered from Frogturtle's relentless conquest to spread terminal turbo-AIDS, I apologize on his behalf, as well as my own for not stopping him sooner. Rest assured that if he returns, he will spread knowledge, laughter, and positivity instead.

In the mean time, I will be substituting for Frogturtle to provide examples of wholesome, quality, relevant content for the twink community when applicable.

While he was being escorted off the premises, he did request to share some parting words with the community before being locked up:

"lol get fuckin owned you braindead ilvl 180 hammer swingin reets see u in hell xd lmao ty blozzard"

Thank you, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

- Neebler
 
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nah man what u talkin about me n frogturtle were chillin at the pond 2 hours ago
 
the only people who thought that was funny were gyno nip soyboys with estrogen leaking out of their pussies.

glad that cringe fest is over
 
mfw he had to delete his post cause he's an outrageous pussy
Thank you for the compliment :) Pussies are actually a very cool creatures. Im pushing my dog to catch a cat , but the pussy is just sitting there and licking its paw like a boss. I like pussies. Thank you for calling me a pussy. You increased my ego.
 
Thank you for the compliment :) Pussies are actually a very cool creatures. Im pushing my dog to catch a cat , but the pussy is just sitting there and licking its paw like a boss. I like pussies. Thank you for calling me a pussy. You increased my ego.
What do you think is better a frog or turtle and why?
 
What do you think is better a frog or turtle and why?
Frogs, ofc! I dont see many turtles where I live, but frogs... I have frogs in my backyard. I like the frogs more than turtles. Im jumping with my 100 kg body weight on the frogs every night and watching their guts spill on the road. Too bad the "land" frogs in my country are jumping out from their holes only at night. I want to kill them all day long and watch how their little hearts pumping on the cement.

So... with 2-3 words - I love frogs!
 

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