Neebler
Veteran
Hello and Shalom, twink community. Some of you may remember me from a few months ago, an active Legion twink rogue, Neebler.
Recently, a huge, toxic meme from the pond made a splash (heh) on XPoff by the name of Frogturtle. He was an invention, an experiment designed to prove absolutely nothing. After carefully analyzing Frogturtle's contributions to the community, I discerned a like/dislike ratio of about 1/6, well below his arbitrary goal of 1/25. His disease-spreading memery was only just beginning, so the good people who run XPoff.com took the side of the community and sent him to e-prison.
Great initiative.
While one or two of you may lament the absence of Frogturtle, I am here to announce that while he is gone for now, he is not gone forever. I have been working closely with Frogturtle to convince him that trolling XPoff is an ethically immoral and unproductive venture. His response so far to his rehabilitation has been positive, and when his sentence has been fulfilled, I believe he will use his powers for good.
To those who suffered from Frogturtle's relentless conquest to spread terminal turbo-AIDS, I apologize on his behalf, as well as my own for not stopping him sooner. Rest assured that if he returns, he will spread knowledge, laughter, and positivity instead.
In the mean time, I will be substituting for Frogturtle to provide examples of wholesome, quality, relevant content for the twink community when applicable.
While he was being escorted off the premises, he did request to share some parting words with the community before being locked up:
"lol get fuckin owned you braindead ilvl 180 hammer swingin reets see u in hell xd lmao ty blozzard"
Thank you, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
- Neebler
Recently, a huge, toxic meme from the pond made a splash (heh) on XPoff by the name of Frogturtle. He was an invention, an experiment designed to prove absolutely nothing. After carefully analyzing Frogturtle's contributions to the community, I discerned a like/dislike ratio of about 1/6, well below his arbitrary goal of 1/25. His disease-spreading memery was only just beginning, so the good people who run XPoff.com took the side of the community and sent him to e-prison.
Great initiative.
While one or two of you may lament the absence of Frogturtle, I am here to announce that while he is gone for now, he is not gone forever. I have been working closely with Frogturtle to convince him that trolling XPoff is an ethically immoral and unproductive venture. His response so far to his rehabilitation has been positive, and when his sentence has been fulfilled, I believe he will use his powers for good.
To those who suffered from Frogturtle's relentless conquest to spread terminal turbo-AIDS, I apologize on his behalf, as well as my own for not stopping him sooner. Rest assured that if he returns, he will spread knowledge, laughter, and positivity instead.
In the mean time, I will be substituting for Frogturtle to provide examples of wholesome, quality, relevant content for the twink community when applicable.
While he was being escorted off the premises, he did request to share some parting words with the community before being locked up:
"lol get fuckin owned you braindead ilvl 180 hammer swingin reets see u in hell xd lmao ty blozzard"
Thank you, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
- Neebler
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