Forum Game: Be careful what you wish for.

[Twinkzruz]

Granted, but you no longer had a couch to drink it on.



I wish i had a boner.

 

[Omgimarogue]

granted, but you can never see a woman again.



I wish i had a ferrari

 

[Twinkzruz]

Granted, but it is green and has no engine block.



I wish i was the best water polo player in the world.

 

[Twinkytoes]

Granted but you broke your leg so you can never play again



I wish it was 9 oclock so I could premade.

 

[Pizza]

Granted your internet crashes around 8:30.



I wish I had Vida Guerra on top of me bouncing her ass up and down while stroking my penis ever go gently.

 

[oknob]

Granted, but you have no feeling in any part of your body.



I wish for multiple wishes at once.

 

[Twinkzruz]

Granted but every wish is for the next wish to come before that one.

(Yeah, blew your fucking mind)



I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend, i stayed straight, i didnt go blind, i can still feel with my body, and i didnt change at all, and she doesnt cheat on me, and she stays as hot as ever, with no STD's.

 

[oknob]

Granted she stays as hot as ever, but that is only in the eyes of hillbillies, to everyone else she is trailer trash.



I wish you didn't blow my freakin mind maehn.

 

[Twinkzruz]

Granted, but a 85 y/o transvestite with mono blows your penis.



And i wish i didnt wish this wish im wishing.

 

[Ego]

Granted, but it came true anyways



I wish you'd stop making your wishes riddles, it's 3:44 am and they annoy me

 

[Twinkzruz]

Granted, but it is now 8:50 and your late for work.



I wish i didnt just post pictures of me in the RL Pics thread..

 

[Boglund]

Wish granted, but I posted a picture of you, nude.



I wish I was nude in the RL pics thread.

 

[Twinkytoes]

granted but you are obese.



I wish the boss would drop my loot

 

[oknob]

Granted, but you died before the boss encounter so you could not loot it.





I wish i didn't have to walk to town tonight.

 

[Orcgasm]

Granted, you will ride in a hearse.



I wish tomorrow would come faster...

 

[SimpleBoxx]

Granted, But you will not live to see the next day.



I wish I had a pony.

 

[oknob]

Granted, but the pony rides you.



I wish i had more game time.

 

[Druiddroid]

granted, but your account will be hacked.



i wish WSG could last longer than 20 minutes.

 

[Orcgasm]

Granted, but you find a bug in the EXP turnoff and ding to the next bracket



I wish I had 6 and a half gallons of the water that drips from my Air Conditioner.

 

[oknob]

Granted, but your air conditioner is malfunctioning so bad it's super heating the water.



I *wish* this beer was cold.