Flash games thread

[McBankington]

Post fun flash games. I'll post a lot and with the amount of time I spend playing flash games I'm sure not many I don't know will be posted in here, but it couldn't hurt to try.

Generally awesome sites: Kongregate: Play free games online Has achievements, I stopped logging into my account around level 13 (achievements level you up, level means nothing but bragging rights in chats aside the games) because I had 1337 points.

Nitrome - Play Free Games These guys pump out pretty good games.

Realm of the Mad God A fucking amazing flash mmo, I played it a ton during the summer but then I died on my priest and int his game you loose your entire inventory when you die, i raged so hard and stopped playing but recently checked it out, it's changed a lot and now people are making mules left right and center so it doesn't matter if you die too much.

Individual games:

Nerdook games:

This guy has really fun games and pumps them out pretty fast, too. I'm just going to highlight my three favorites, one which was just released I think today.

Play Monster Slayers, a free online game on Kongregate Monster slayers, a flash version of patapon that has much better controls and a pretty cool class system.

Play Demons Took My Daughter, a free online game on Kongregate Demons took my daughter, a side view tower top defense sort of game, make totem poles out of blocks to stop demons from stealing your daughters dolls and kill 5 of the deadly sins to get her back.

Play Vertical Drop Heroes, a free online game on Kongregate Vertical Drop Heroes, quick game, fall down levels as various classes, to get the treasure and upgrades for your classes.

To be honest,t he rest of his games suck actually. lol.

Various stuff:

Robot wants X:

Kitty: Play Robot Wants Kitty, a free online game on Kongregate

fishy: Play Robot Wants Fishy, a free online game on Kongregate

Puppy: Play Robot Wants Puppy, a free online game on Kongregate

Ice Cream: Play Robot Wants Ice Cream, a free online game on Kongregate

In that order.

A game where you run around collecting upgrades for your robot so that you can get his desired item after a boss fight, it's pretty fun.

elements:

Play Elements, a free online game on Kongregate

Some card game for faggots like me who have no friends to play real card games with. ) :

Chibi Knight:

Play Chibi Knight, a free online game on Kongregate

An rpg game where your some little square thing and you run around killing stuff and level up and upgrade your armor, really hard bosses at the end. You run around an over world and then get into fights by running into monsters on the over world, then you go to a side scrolling room full of monsters and can escape by running to one of the sides or by killing everything.



Play Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!, a free online game on Kongregate

Cursed treasure: Don't touch my gold!

only desktop tower defense I find entertaining, you can't just build some complex maze that kills everything slowly. Actually challenging to get perfect everything in. Has talent tree's too.



Play Sydney Shark, a free online game on Kongregate

Sydney Shark

Your a shark, you swim along some boats and stuff and do things like jump int he air and pull blimps into the water or eat swimming people, it sounds dumb but it's pretty fun to waste your hours away.



Balloon in a wasteland:

Play Balloon in a Wasteland, a free online game on Kongregate

Fairly easy survival game, you have a balloon and a battle station thing, you have to sleep to regain energy but monsters attack you every day and you have to kill them and work on your balloon so you can fly away.



Toss the Turtle

Play Toss the Turtle, a free online game on Kongregate

Launch a turtle int he air, see how far you can fling him and how high, go into the cosmos and bounce off things endlessly, use bombs and stuff to send him even further.



Seed of Destruction

Play Seed of Destruction, a free online game on Kongregate

Sex pun: the game, your a flying giant sperm cell, the SWAT goes after you, kill stuff.



Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

A really fun platformer game that's unfinished, I don't think it will be either, your some hunter and you eat werewolves because their bad people and end up on a shore. I really reccomend it.



I could go on for almost forever, just looking around that site you'll find a ton of fun games. (Kongregate) but these are a few of the best ones I remember. might post more later.

 

[Falkor]

hi again

 

[McBankington]

hi again

hiehie falkor

 

[Nohealsforju]

i play on kongregate some times i beat epic war 3 and 4 so many times. btw my user name is gamergawd i think i am level 13 or 14 it's been awhile since i logged onto it.



Also i play on armor games but i don't have an account.



Edit: has any 1 ever played Murloc rpg stranglethorn fever?

 

[McBankington]

i play on kongregate some times i beat epic war 3 and 4 so many times. btw my user name is gamergawd i think i am level 13 or 14 it's been awhile since i logged onto it.



Also i play on armor games but i don't have an account.



Edit: has any 1 ever played Murloc rpg stranglethorn fever?

Absolutely hate it.

 

[Falkor]

hiehie falkor

what happened about that rage ban by zuty?

i wuv youz

 

[McBankington]

what happened about that rage ban by zut(ga)y?

i wuv youz

i tell daman that was unreasonable he says okay and ink infracted me for trolololsing zuty or something.

i wuvz yew tew.

 

[Druiddroid]

NANACA CRASH



^

THE BEST SPINOFF OF KITTEN CANNON

 

[McBankington]

NANACA CRASH



^

THE BEST SPINOFF OF KITTEN CANNON

Toss the Turtle

Play Toss the Turtle, a free online game on Kongregate

Launch a turtle int he air, see how far you can fling him and how high, go into the cosmos and bounce off things endlessly, use bombs and stuff to send him even further.

Try it. I think you'll change your mind.

 

[Sanit]

Doeo is a fun one if you're bored. Too lazy to find a link, just google Doeo.



p.s. welcome back again mcbank

 

[McBankington]

Doeo is a fun one if you're bored. Too lazy to find a link, just google Doeo.



p.s. welcome back again mcbank

this is pretty sketchy, it reminds me of that face from that game I can't remember with the balls you spin around and collect stuff on.

and ty.

 

[Brokeboi]

dude bro slime guy: Slime Games

 

[Zuty]

NANACA CRASH



^

THE BEST SPINOFF OF KITTEN CANNON

QFT. All the other launching games (Toss the Turtle, Kitty Cannon, and all those other clones) are garbage compared to this.



~Zuty

 

[Sanit]

this is pretty sketchy, it reminds me of that face from that game I can't remember with the balls you spin around and collect stuff on.

and ty.

unfortunately i have absolutely no idea what game you're talking about

 

[Kore nametooshort]

Robot unicorn attack!!!

 

[McBankington]

Robot unicorn attack!!!

Theres a new death metal version.

unfortunately i have absolutely no idea what game you're talking about

Beautiful Katamari.

I think the face was from Katamari Decanci or some shit like that though.

 

[Kore nametooshort]

Theres a new death metal version.

...but i like unicorns D:

 

[McBankington]

...but i like unicorns D:

its a skeleton robot unicorn now if I remember.

 

[Kore nametooshort]

its a skeleton robot unicorn now if I remember.

but what about the rainbows!?

 

[moof!]

as far as passing the time goes i think playing flash games ranks somewhere between waiting for the results of a paternity test and posting on this gay forum