Everyday day I wake up and thank Lord Chin Chin for allowing me to live another day.
I whip my self with a belt until I bleed for choosing WoW time over Lord Chin Chin worshipping time.
I get beat up at school for wearing "I <3 Chin Chin" and saying "Chin Chin bless you". But its OK when I get home, I go to my chin chin altar and pray to the lord Chin Chin that those kids that beat me up die in a car crash with children. Every night before I go to bed I leave pictures of my mother naked hoping that it will attract lord chin chin and make him visit me. Sadly it never happens and I punish myself for never being enough to satisfy my lord.
If you'll excuse, I must go whip myself as I have mention my lord with out capitalized letters and it is to late to fix it.
