<E T Phone Gnome> is recruiting! (Mirage Raceway - EU)

E T Phone Gnome

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<E T Phone Gnome> is recruiting!
- Mirage Raceway, EU (PvE).
- Both Horde and Alliance departments.
- Funding available (read below for more info).

<E T Phone Gnome> is the biggest and most notorious EU Twink Guild that finds its roots back in Vanilla. Founded in 2006, <E T Phone Gnome> defined the Misery Battlegroup for over 2 years and up to this day we are still going at it! Knowledge, know-how and strategy planning are our keywords. If you would like to be part of a fun, easy-going, yet serious and growing Twinking community then please visit our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/JUHuMUZ

What you can expect from us:
- A broad playerbase ranging from beginners towards some of the best 19's in EU.
- Near complete knowledge about gearsets and Twinking in general.
- Assistance with quests, boosts, AGM and acquiring other Twink items.
- A friendly environment where we focus on learning and improving.

What we organize:
- Bi-weekly 10v10's against our own Guild.
- Monthly Gurubashi dueling events (2v2s/3v3s).
- Daily PuGs and voice chat (also during Fishing Contest)!

What we accomplished:
- First Twink Guild to run Argent Dawn shoulder enchants.
- First Twink Guild to run Zandalar shoulder enchants (on over 30 players).
- First and possibly only Twink Guild to clear ZG and apply ZG-leg/head enchants.
- Currently we have over 25 Naxxramas Shoulder Enchants in our Guild.

What we made:
<E T Phone Gnome> has made several resources to help players get into Twinking, below are some of our most popular ones.

The Lvl 19 BiS-chart:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10VOC16OpnG8yuPqiIsEwZ_I0Pij-FI_AoTAiU20m9VA/edit?usp=sharing

Questlists to ensure you don't miss on any item:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ttfny0NCCIzyIbN9HIZueAwMBGjuRNjlTz6M39ox_4Y/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SCJM4IgAglEWgplIoUM-gj4DYebi9uRgnyfOrGF5hhQ/edit?usp=sharing

A handy Guildbank you can buy stuff from:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11HD0kaP6B8CIYIo-l5XXusI5B5-qFP_50IX__LnUiXU/edit?usp=sharing

In our discord you'll find several other resources and theorycrafts, such as AddOn-packages, numbercrunching and more!

Do you want to join <E T Phone Gnome>?
We are currently welcoming all classes and players so long as they are self-sufficient (fund themselves) and meet the below expectations.

What we expect of new recruits:
- A friendly attitude.
- Striving for best in slot gear.
- Willingness to learn.
- Activity (>3 hours online per week).
- Being self-sufficient (unless funded).

Funding
Funding is primarily available to well-known players who have a history of good performance in (competitive play at) the 19's bracket.

Classes available for funding:
- Human Female Priest (2 funds available)
- Dwarf Male / Nelf Female Hunter
- Gnome Male Warlock
- Gnome Male Rogue

Above all, we hope to have a fun time together in the 19's bracket. Is <E T Phone Gnome> the Guild for you? Please contact us in Discord!

Nostalgia - our very first premade!

 
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Small update:
As more people are joining our ranks, I'd like to give a small update about our funding options per class. For now we are funding classes we're still lacking, see the below list.

- Druid: No funding available.
- Hunter: No funding available.
- Mage: No funding available.
- Priest: No funding available.
- Rogue: No funding available.
- Shaman: No funding available.
- Warlock: No funding available.
- Warrior: No funding available.

For people that fund themselves - every class is welcome. Note that although we have a broad collection of items in our Guild Bank, funding is currently being covered by 3 individuals, so it takes a bit of time to get all enchants ready. Our aim is to get everyone ready before phase 3, which of course - should be very doable.
 
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E T Phone Gnome said:
Small update:
As more people are joining our ranks, I'd like to give a small update about our funding options per class. For now we are funding classes we're still lacking, see the below list.

- Druid: No funding available.
- Hunter: Funding options available for ~2 more hunters.
- Mage: Funding options available for ~1 more mage.
- Priest: Funding options available for ~1 more priest.
- Rogue: No funding available.
- Shaman: Funding options available for ~1 more shaman.
- Warlock: No funding available.
- Warrior: No funding available.

For people that fund themselves - every class is welcome. Note that although we have a broad collection of items in our Guild Bank, funding is currently being covered by 3 individuals, so it takes a bit of time to get all enchants ready. Our aim is to get everyone ready before phase 3, which of course - should be very doable.
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Whats up. Where is beerra and lemehealu at. Nostalgia inc???
[doublepost=1571766425,1571766136][/doublepost]Wait is this u beerra?
 
E T Phone Gnome said:
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<E T Phone Gnome> is recruiting!
- Mirage Raceway, EU (PvE)
- Horde, all classes

<E T Phone Gnome> is a Twink guild that finds its roots back in classic WoW. Founded in 2006, <E T Phone Gnome> defined the Misery Battlegroup for over 2 years. With a clean premade record we evolved from a casual Twinking guild to a BiS lvl 19 PvP guild. Knowledge, know-how and strategy planning are our keywords. We are currently brushing up our skills, as most members quit in 2008 and it's been a long time since then! If you would like to be part of a fun, easy-going, yet serious and growing Twinking community then please visit our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/Egrvj9R

What you can expect from us:
- Broad understanding of Twinking, we can advise you on what gear set to aim for and how to get it.
- Assistance with quests, boosts, AGM and acquiring other Twink items.
- Friendly guild members with a 'speak your mind' and 'don't take chitchat too serious' mindset.
- Buddies to PvP with once the time comes!

We also have a BiS-chart for players new to Twinking available:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10VOC16OpnG8yuPqiIsEwZ_I0Pij-FI_AoTAiU20m9VA/edit?usp=sharing

Funding
At the moment we can help you with gear from our Guild Bank. We expect you to manage enchants on your own. Note that not all gear from the Guild Bank is free, this depends on the rarity of the item and the quantity we have available. Most funding options are available for Mages, as we're lacking them currently. The Guild Bank can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11HD0kaP6B8CIYIo-l5XXusI5B5-qFP_50IX__LnUiXU/edit?usp=sharing

What we expect from you:
- A friendly attitude.
- Striving for best in slot gear.
- Willingness to learn.
- Activity (>5 hours online per week).
- Having a Main is recommended for self-sufficiency.

Above all, we hope to have a fun time together in the 19's bracket. Is <E T Phone Gnome> the Guild for you? Please leave an application in our Discord channel!

Nostalgia - our very first premade!
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One of the more creative guild names i think I've heard. This slides off the tongue better than "Scooter Repair Gang" and reminds me less of bubble gum mumble rap.
Good Luck on your Journey~ Leaves a Trail of M&M's.
 
Since we've been getting some questions about realm transfers and all...

<E T Phone Gnome> is currently one of the most active Horde Lvl 19 Twink guilds in Europe. We are always looking to expand and we are eagerly looking for more active and dedicated players. Realm transfers are more than welcome if you meet the below requirements.

Recruitment:
- We are recruiting all classes.
- Priority on Hunters/Shamans/Warlocks.
- We do have some pretty strict gear requirement, basically BiS is required. Trinkets are an exception to this rule. To get an idea of what we're looking for: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10VOC16OpnG8yuPqiIsEwZ_I0Pij-FI_AoTAiU20m9VA/edit#gid=0 (replace P3 items/enchants for P2 - chart is an indication, not a rule)
- We can help with acquiring BiS with the following items: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...XXusI5B5-qFP_50IX__LnUiXU/edit#gid=1003603628

Contact Cowblackout on https://discord.gg/eEkJVhm for more information.
 
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Coincidentally, <E T Phone Gnome> on Pyrewood Village was created by an old guild member in honor of the original <E T Phone Gnome> (back from 2006). At the time he was unaware that the original founders of <E T Phone Gnome> already had established on Mirage Raceway - we kind of missed out on eachother. Perhaps now that transfers are available they might join up with us one day. For now we are two seperately operated guilds though.

That being said, we have no issues with co-existing and are happy that the legacy of <E T Phone Gnome> lives on in the hearts of many European twinks across different realms!
 
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Funding position is closed. Future funds will open up for Shaman and Warlock once I've farmed the gold :). Transfers still welcome!
 
Sad to see so much toxicity, consumable spamming and isolation coming from your guild. From what I heard one of the best guilds in Vanilla and now just seeing people speed pot, goblin rocket boots and talk rude to people in BG chat. Sad. Very sad.
 
I've been noticing that you're trying to get attention by portraying our Guildies/Guild in a negative manner for a while now. Whether or not our gameplay-vision differs from yours (yes, most of us do think it's fine to use consumables in PUGs) this should give no reason to spread hatred towards other players.

<E T Phone Gnome> is a Guild that embraces positivity and in doing so we have helped out many guildies and non-guildies alike with guides and resources. Ultimately a lot of players recognize this, and 'isolation' is the opposite of what has been happening over the past months. Funds and transfers alike have joined forces and our numbers are steadily growing.

The EU 19's-bracket is a small one. Instead of seeding negativity, accepting differences and helping other players out should come first. This is what we believe in and will continue to do in the future.
 
E T Phone Gnome said:
I've been noticing that you're trying to get attention by portraying our Guildies/Guild in a negative manner for a while now. Whether or not our gameplay-vision differs from yours (yes, most of us do think it's fine to use consumables in PUGs) this should give no reason to spread hatred towards other players.

<E T Phone Gnome> is a Guild that embraces positivity and in doing so we have helped out many guildies and non-guildies alike with guides and resources. Ultimately a lot of players recognize this, and 'isolation' is the opposite of what has been happening over the past months. Funds and transfers alike have joined forces and our numbers are steadily growing.

The EU 19's-bracket is a small one. Instead of seeding negativity, accepting differences and helping other players out should come first. This is what we believe in and will continue to do in the future.
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Quackbesteu said:
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On a more serious reply.
Your guild promotes 'positivity' but cusses my guild for all being 'retail' players - I guess indirectly saying you're superior because you played on a private server? Considering a lot of our active players played retail Vanilla.

From what I understood the best guild that ran the scene on private servers hasn't beaten a full team of not even the best retail players on NA so I don't see how that contributes to your argument.

Also if you think its okay to use consumables - unless its to counter use - in a pug and you shouldn't be judged for it you absolutely should be. It creates a toxic cancerous environment and should 100% be looked down upon. You can't just say you think its okay when its clearly not and expect people not to judge you.

You claim we seed negativity but you consume spam with premades into levelers and tell all our 'retail' players to 'get on the pile'.
Seems like two different personas, but what else would you expect in this day and age.
Sad.
 
Quackbesteu said:
On a more serious reply.
Your guild promotes 'positivity' but cusses my guild for all being 'retail' players - I guess indirectly saying you're superior because you played on a private server? Considering a lot of our active players played retail Vanilla.

From what I understood the best guild that ran the scene on private servers hasn't beaten a full team of not even the best retail players on NA so I don't see how that contributes to your argument.

Also if you think its okay to use consumables - unless its to counter use - in a pug and you shouldn't be judged for it you absolutely should be. It creates a toxic cancerous environment and should 100% be looked down upon. You can't just say you think its okay when its clearly not and expect people not to judge you.

You claim we seed negativity but you consume spam with premades into levelers and tell all our 'retail' players to 'get on the pile'.
Seems like two different personas, but what else would you expect in this day and age.
Sad.
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quack chill me lad, 1 trial member saying go back to retail doesnt hold the whole guild accountable. You've played retail with me so the officers/gm clearly don't have that thought process that they are superior, I know for a fact not everyone in the current ETPG rate better than TL players/some other retailers. I share your opinion about consumables tho and will only really use them if they are used on me, but there was a time when you and me would pop swiftness on cd in mop/wod or whatever expansion it was.
 
IhazBankz said:
quack chill me lad, 1 trial member saying go back to retail doesnt hold the whole guild accountable. You've played retail with me so the officers/gm clearly don't have that thought process that they are superior, I know for a fact not everyone in the current ETPG rate better than TL players/some other retailers. I share your opinion about consumables tho and will only really use them if they are used on me, but there was a time when you and me would pop swiftness on cd in mop/wod or whatever expansion it was.
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We popped them in late wod due to the fact that people were queuing specific comps to snipe me on fc druid of triple rogue and triple hunter in group btw not just syncing queues. You remember it, also them queuing feral druids.
I don't think ur wrong I'm not saying all their guildies r bad people either in the slightest. I'm saying that the people representing their guild who are Finner and Cowblackout from the best of my knowledge are the ones being toxic - and they are also high roles?
 
Despite your continued provocations I have yet had the patience not to reply with toxicity, so you must be mistaken. As for Finner (a trial), his reaction is understandable considering the continuous snide comments (and passive aggressive attitude) coming from your guild. If I need to remind you about what initiated todays occurance (not to mention this was followed by comments about "lack of skill" and whatnot):

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Spreading misinformation will ultimately only backfire. The EU-bracket is well-aware of what players have a friendly attitude and what players have not. Instead of victimizing and idolizing yourself, try putting up a reflective mirror. As a final note I ask you to leave this thread for what it's ment to be: a guild recruitment thread.
 
E T Phone Gnome said:
Despite your continued provocations I have yet had the patience not to reply with toxicity, so you must be mistaken. As for Finner (a trial), his reaction is understandable considering the continuous snide comments (and passive aggressive attitude) coming from your guild. If I need to remind you about what initiated todays occurance (not to mention this was followed by comments about "lack of skill" and whatnot):

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Spreading misinformation will ultimately only backfire. The EU-bracket is well-aware of what players have a friendly attitude and what players have not. Instead of victimizing and idolizing yourself, try putting up a reflective mirror. As a final note I ask you to leave this thread for what it's ment to be: a guild recruitment thread.
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So the people who said toxic stuff don't count for your guild and you're saying I'm being passive aggressive saying nice speedpot on a level 18 rogue who alrdy had 3 people on him - or are u saying that odell is being toxic for saying sick macro?
Also the only one spreading misinformation is you cropping the chat and claiming that your guild did nothing toxic.
You're an actual ape.
 
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