Broken Fishing Tourney

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I would like to blame yde for this . you see yesterday she was swimming trought the ocean on her sea turtle singing "follow me" and the tastyfish listened ! so its all her fault. on a more serious note anyone else having that problem ?
 
I didn't have any problems, except for not getting an angelfish on the hook of course. Got a pirate ring, though. :)

Didn't even have my hearth stone set to booty bay, so was quite surprised to recieve 2nd place, but I guess it's easier when you only compete with you own realm not the linked ones.
 
I would like to blame yde for this . you see yesterday she was swimming trought the ocean on her sea turtle singing "follow me" and the tastyfish listened ! so its all her fault. on a more serious note anyone else having that problem ?


I decided to share the song I was singing.

It's set to the Talking Fishing Blues by Woodie Guthrie Earl linked in the Fishing Tourney Playlist:



I instantly remembered this song. I'm pretty sure Woody was an avid F2P fisherman.





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Bendancough fishing



Fishing Keefer's Blues


I went down to [Stranglethorn Vale]
Threw out my line, drank [Imported Ale]
[Keefer] grabbed my hook an' I think 'this was fast'
A [Shadowmaw Panther] interrupts the cast

Jumped out to water, still got killed
Turns out I was flagged for PvP



Fishing down on the sandy bank
I felt a pull and give a big yank
I hauled out a [Raw Spotted Yellowtail]
And three
[Old Boot]s and a [Torn Sail]

Handed it in
For the <Warsong Offensive>


Sittin' on a hill on my [Darkmoon Bear]
And I hadn't caught nothin' but I didn't much care
I guess I was pretty well satisfied
Alt-tabbed to TI, checkin' out a guide

Takin' it easy. Just afk'ing
[Lure] been gone off that pole for near an hour



You go a-fishin', I'll tell you how to play
You go set your hearth to
[Booty Bay]
Take your fishin' pole to a
[Mixed Ocean School]
And throw it way out in the middle of the pool

Find you forty [Tastyfish] to win somethin'
Don't need more, forget all about them



Jumped in the water and I went down deep
There was a [19 Pound Catfish] lying there asleep
Jumped on his back and rode him into town
Saddled him up and he turned into a mount

Turns out I was dreaming
Slept through the whole tournament



Sharing pools is an iffy thing
Chat turns angry, people arguin'
When the mood goes bad, the fish all run
Sit all day and not catch a-one

'Cept [Longjaw Mud Snapper]s,
[Sickly Fish]
Few little suckers



I swam out to this [Yojamba] place
Caught myself a [Steelscale Crushfish] mace
Brung him home, back to [Orgrimmar]
Plannin' most awesome mog by far

Can't mog, got depressed
Sold him for
25
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One fateful Sunday, I took me a notion
To go out a-fishin' in the middle of the ocean
On the [Haunted Isle], circa one millionth try
Fished up a [Keefer] and started to cry

He a twink-eater, tough customer
Just wasn't quite tough enough



Late last night I had me a dream
I was out fishin' in a [Rumsey] stream
Set up a [Picnic] and a [Foam Sword Rack]
Threw out my line and fished up a stack after stack
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Done pretty good 'til Blizz nerfed the drink
So I sold my Rum back to [Old Man Heming]
 

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