Indeed, I'm your "own personal troller" I was crafted under a bridge out of sarcasm and internet memes exclusively for your enjoyment. I naturally gravitated towards you since the world revolves around you and all. How super sweet is it to be so special?
How could I have been so foolish to forget that good rogues never leave melee range from their target?!?!?!?! Every good rogue I know, actually h4x their opponents computer, and unbinds disengage, wing clip, sheep, frost bolt, frost nova, traps, hamstring, fear, psychic scream, poisons, roots, sticky glue, slumber sand, iron grenades, etc. They try to use their abilities, and instead you're all like "lawl sinister strike yoo ded!!!!" They usually dont have to bother with unbinding disengage though, since barely anyone plays hunters anyways.
Speaking of hunters, its a good thing no one plays them because then you dont ever have to worry about them using cheetah (especially after a disengage) . I mean, if 29 hunters actually did exist, the much faster speed of throat piercers would be hella sweet for dazing them before they get out of range. Good thing they're such a bad class no one plays em lul.
Same for bandages really, if anyone could actually afford bandages, throat piercers would be awesome for breaking it quickly before they gain full health. I've never actually seen someone use a bandage though, so the extra 3 agi from heartpiercer is much more appealing.
Who needs ranged utility when you can have 3 more agi!? Wait...AND you get less bag space!?!? Sign me up yo! Naga Heartpiercer 4 lyfe!!!!!!