Best counter for a lolRet...

Again, you're assuming hes an idiot - or at least a lolret. Which is fine, because (according to you) the twinks on your battlegroup are retarded 12 year olds.



Lets assume the pally can play at least as well as you. He bubbles the silence, doesnt waste a hammer while you're IBF'd.

I think a DK could probably still beat a good pally, but it would be a long match (as far as 1v1s in this bracket go). Both classes main DPS comes from physical attacks, but at least 30% comes from spells. So both classes are at a dps loss against plate, but not too much. Both classes have signifigant self healing abilities. Pallies can dispell your diseases, while you cant dispell thier judgements.



Also, repentance is 6seconds, and strangulate only 5 seconds. Technically shouldnt they still be able to get of a Judgement of Command on you while incapacitated (and thus critting you)?
 
Most rets these days (even at 80) are idiots, the game gives them insane burst on top of making the game a "for dummies 101" so yeah I assume my enemy in a bg will be too, because most of them are.

When's the last time you've been charged by a pally and not have him open with a stun to unload his gcds?

I also don't worry much about my diseases, they are easy enough to apply and actually not very vital unless I need a heal, and 1v1 is very rare on my battlegroup.

Retaliation is where I play btw, maybe you've heard of "bgbad"?



In any event, 18k life is a lot to go through for any class, so yeah, pallies are not a problem.



As for the 1 second dif in our abilities, I don't actually recall saying I can just wade through them in the course of IBF, feel free to re-read and prove me wrong though.

And of course because they're "bad" means they're retarded 12 year olds, sorry but I thought the battlegroup forums were ----> way.



Believe me, if I could find an actually good battlegroup for my 69, I'd transfer there in a second, and probably my 39 and 49 too.
 
darzk said:
Again, you're assuming hes an idiot - or at least a lolret. Which is fine, because (according to you) the twinks on your battlegroup are retarded 12 year olds.



Lets assume the pally can play at least as well as you. He bubbles the silence, doesnt waste a hammer while you're IBF'd.

I think a DK could probably still beat a good pally, but it would be a long match (as far as 1v1s in this bracket go). Both classes main DPS comes from physical attacks, but at least 30% comes from spells. So both classes are at a dps loss against plate, but not too much. Both classes have signifigant self healing abilities. Pallies can dispell your diseases, while you cant dispell thier judgements.



Also, repentance is 6seconds, and strangulate only 5 seconds. Technically shouldnt they still be able to get of a Judgement of Command on you while incapacitated (and thus critting you)?



Most rets are retarded.



There are only a few good ones in any given bracket.
 
By that same token aren't most DK's even dumber? At least a ret played their class from 1 to 69. DK's play 10 lvls and spam death grip. I'd take a dumb ret noob over a dumb dk. I mean, if we're generalizing...
 
All I know is I know how to play my class very effectively (without DG spam, which i rarely use O.O) and rets are not a problem for me.

If only leveling 14 times makes me dumb in your eyes so be it, it's not my fault the game starts us at 55.

If people can't learn how to play in 14 levels with being able to research the abundance of informational websites available then they should just find a new game.



And I agree, most DK's are ALOT dumber than rets it seems, but it's the player not the class, the toon itself doesn't make any actual decisions, take druids for example, they spam noobfire 50 times trying to kill someone, so aren't they even dumber than DK's?



Fin~
 
Yes, moonfiring druids are the worst. Nothing feels worse than dying to that. Stealth and wait till u're @ 20% and chase u to relief hut spamming it. U don't have the HP to fight them back, so they win w/ 15% hp left.
 
Alkaholic said:
Yes, moonfiring druids are the worst. Nothing feels worse than dying to that. Stealth and wait till u're @ 20% and chase u to relief hut spamming it. U don't have the HP to fight them back, so they win w/ 15% hp left.



Actually, I'd hafta say getting kited by an "S" key backpedaling hunter ranks right up there lmao.
 
But can those backpedaling hunters really kite u, u eventually catch up. These dr00ds just shift to chicken and outlast ur dps cause they're @ 100 and u're @ 20 when the fight stated.
 
as far as the match vs the 69 vs the 70 was the 70 actually geared out or pvp blues because that could be way worse then someone all proffed and chanted up.



Next did the prot warrior have any idea how to play?



Because as prot you get to charge into battle for 1.5 sec stun, then disarm for 10 seconds, then concussion blow for 5, then shield block and revenge, then shield wall. Regardless of a lolret's burst dmg you should be able to last 20-30 seconds on CD's alone.



Here's how it plays out as I see it.



Charge 1.5

Concussion blow 5 sec, they trinket*

Disarm 10 secs, they bubble*

Shield Wall if you cant get away. 12 secs

Shield Block 10 secs

Revenge 50% 3 sec stun

Shockwave 4 secs

Last Stand for another hit, 3.8 sec



If at this point you get face rolled you still held off the meanest person in the BG for over 40 seconds which is more then it would take you to res ;)



Go go the great distracto class!
 

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