AP History Lesson, Yo or How Earlwing Destroyed F2P

[Insects]

You forgot the pirate costumes :O
and the lonely pilgrim ;-;

 

[Rhaellia]

The Earlwing waits in the shadows, biding his time until his full STR has been gathered.

No, no, Earlwing needs INT for all that fire breathing, trust me #1 tink universe, right here. Also, get elementium plating armor kits, those medium ones are garbage. Top it off with a Rifle Commander's Eyepatch, you get that from a quest in stock- err... I think you destroyed the stockade, so, fish every Sunday for a Lucky Fishing Hat ;D

Oh, and you could win the contest, Salty Earlwing? With that epic flying me thinks so!

You forgot the pirate costumes :O
and the lonely pilgrim ;-;

Insects

I'm being informed about various things I missed but in my defense, it was gonna be longer 8)

 

[Purse]

What a beautiful story, tell me more Granny Rhae

 

[Earlwing]

You forgot the pirate costumes :O
and the lonely pilgrim ;-;

 

[SabXXX]

Cool story, but I feel like it was missing some(one)thing crucial : /

 

[Purse]

Cool story, but I feel like it was missing some(one)thing crucial : /

Yes indeed, no mention of the heroic Arknoodle who beat down Earlwing with his six-pack wearing nothing but his boxer shorts.

 

[Pookums]

Hahahahaha

 

[youakim]

Yes indeed, no mention of the heroic Arknoodle who beat down Earlwing with his six-pack wearing nothing but his boxer shorts.

Arknoodle does not simply run around without clothes, to quote his exact words it's a "full body pumpkin head suit."

 

[Rhaellia]

Yes indeed, no mention of the heroic Arknoodle who beat down Earlwing with his six-pack wearing nothing but his boxer shorts.

Ah, yes! He wears the pumpkin head to hide the terrible scars he suffered AT THE HANDS OF EARLWING AND HIS BROOD! /giggle

So terrible the scars, his wife left him! So he became da headless horsemen and torments cities once every year until THE END OF TIME, when he isn't trying to get his new fancy business up and running, of course ;D!

Cool story, but I feel like it was missing some(one)thing crucial : /

Okay, okay! Here is what RHEALLY happened!

It was Earlwing's Birthday, we were having the party in Stormwind and he huffed and puffed and then he... burned Stormwind to the ground. Then, suddenly, Rhaellia was stricken with AMNESIA! Thus, forgot what happened to Sabe, Shft, and many other verhy cool pursons :O

Moral of the story? Don't ask a dragon to blow out their birthday candles and... sparklers are AWESOME! 8)

 

[Jdoring]

And we all shauted HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!

 

[Purse]

Happy birthday rhae!!!! :d

 

[Earlwing]

I'm too cute to be the bad guy

 

[R Prime]

I'm too cute to be the bad guy

Alea iacta est. Wear the mantle of villian proudly and don't backpeddle IRL.