How do you pray?

[Burg]

Just wanting to see how everyone prays to RNGesus before they start farming for LFH, SF, RoP, etc.

My ways obviously don't work.

 

[Snowjobs]

one must sacrifice blues to rngesus. gather many dungeon blues then destroy them all in the name of your lord rngesus at the sacrificial altar in bfd. this will gain you favor in the eyes of rngesus .

 

[Legacyshockz]

Jesus , allah , goats, sun , cows, please grant me the power to grind all day long to get "Item name" .
You may now stop listening to anything i said and start granting it to me .

Thank you
Sincerely. A follower of you!

 

[Junoo]

sacrifice a goat to the RNGod once a week

 

[Sponsor]

"Maybe next run"

 

[Buckeye]

I like how I'll be chasing some thing on one toon, get sick of the grind, switch to another toon, and have that item I was chasing drop.

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[Zemmix]

/pray

 

[LennywBT]

Fuck it, i could do something better... bgs instead of doing that peace o' shit.

 

[Fry]

I just walk around places not thinking about the thing I was supposed to farm and doing other stuff around the same area;
my memory is so great that I forget what I was doing and when I am not even looking for it *poof* drop

Probs sounds really stupid but there are servers that "like" me more than others; Mixxar for example, my toons were really lucky there and geared fast.. AP on the other side... a complete nightmare >___<

 

[Srs]

In order to reach f2p nirvana, and escape the cycle of karma, one must not desire the BoEs. Attachment is the cause of suffering. One must not hate the trash and love the BoEs. Realizing that the trash and the BoEs are one in the same is the first step in breaking the cycle of suffering.

 

[Sly]

You gotta play hard to get. If you have your eye on another BoE blue, then the one you want will get jealous and fall right into your lap. No wine and dine required.

 

[CripzBlood]

u must sacrífice ur own son.

 

[Rotten Brain]

something like this:

 

[Quack]

5 posters of Smullinator
Light some candles
Got me 2sf and a shroud xD

 

[Irrational]

we all pray that his RNGness will treat us like kanye treat kanye

 

[Kristhoper]

You must sacrifice your free time and have fun at the same time